sheashannara

"Yeah, it means her head itched," I shot back, and everyone chuckled.

In the 16+ years of my adult life I've been single I have heard SO many contradictory ways to tell a woman likes you (and 99% of them have been wrong LOL):

plays with her hair/doesn't play with her hair;

Makes eye contact/won't look in your eyes;

Stands close/keeps her distance;

Leans against something/stands straight;

Laughs a lot/is very cool and mysterious;

Bites her lip/keeps her lips pressed;

Waves like Forrest Gump/waves with her fingers twinkling (think playing a piano).

You know the only surefire way to know if someone is interested in you? Novel concept, but you open up your mouth and ASK THEM.

Shocking, I know.

Oh, and the woman they were talking about is a friend in a relationship, so I knew that she wasn't interested in me. These young people today, FFS 🙄😒