I don't even know what to say about this.
Um...Can anyone explain Southland Tales to me?
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alzy:
Hehe. If only i could find a cute red head named Ginger...
sunshine:
aw thank you! that exactly how i felt when i was getting naked! 
haha!
Thanks again for the comment...you're a sweetheart!!
haha!
Thanks again for the comment...you're a sweetheart!!
So i went on a date, first date in a long time.
She walked me....
I'm a fat smoker and she walked me....
Not a casual, "Oh look at the beautiful birds in the trees...Oh hello Mr. Squirrel!"
No.
This was a power walking death march.
I could hear Nazi's yelling at me in german from the other side of the chainlink fences that lead...
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She walked me....
I'm a fat smoker and she walked me....
Not a casual, "Oh look at the beautiful birds in the trees...Oh hello Mr. Squirrel!"
No.
This was a power walking death march.
I could hear Nazi's yelling at me in german from the other side of the chainlink fences that lead...
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_panda_:
afraid to scratch the floors.
alzy:
Wow. Way to kick my whiny ass. Thanks. You're right. I do need to challenge myself more. I need to read more and go outside more and explore and find my own poems instead of counting on prompts. If I keep relying on academia to challenge me, what will happen when I'm not there anymore?
Also, I think the best dates have been ones where i did something out of my element. You should quit smoking. Trust me, walking is much more enjoyable once you kick the Ashing Demon.
Also, I think the best dates have been ones where i did something out of my element. You should quit smoking. Trust me, walking is much more enjoyable once you kick the Ashing Demon.
I want to be a school janitor.
For the simple fact that one day a year, i want to throw all the balls off of the roof to the kids during last recess.
For the simple fact that one day a year, i want to throw all the balls off of the roof to the kids during last recess.
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iggy:
I'm in my undies quite frequently so it probably wouldn't be that hard. I swear I am the crazy neighbor who walks around naked in their living room.
iggy:
If you knew ogre I would love you.
I'm on a big pirate kick lately.
Drinking rum.
Setting sail.
Pillaging.
Taking women for my own and plesuring them till the wee hours of the morning....many times.
I don't really know why, maybe someone should psychoanylize me.
AND MAYBE I SHOULD JUST RUN YE THROUGH WITH ME CUTLASS!!!
YARRRR!!!
Drinking rum.
Setting sail.
Pillaging.
Taking women for my own and plesuring them till the wee hours of the morning....many times.
I don't really know why, maybe someone should psychoanylize me.
AND MAYBE I SHOULD JUST RUN YE THROUGH WITH ME CUTLASS!!!
YARRRR!!!
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nina_kova:
i think i love you! teh hotness you are!
teh hotness you are!Things every woman should know.
1. Express yourself. It makes us proud, even if someone thinks you're wrong.
2. You look hot in running shoes and shorts. And that top thingy with the stripes.
3. Bare, tan shoulders are underrated.
4. If you think Im speeding now, you should see me drive when you're not in the car.
5. If you're truly interested in us,...
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1. Express yourself. It makes us proud, even if someone thinks you're wrong.
2. You look hot in running shoes and shorts. And that top thingy with the stripes.
3. Bare, tan shoulders are underrated.
4. If you think Im speeding now, you should see me drive when you're not in the car.
5. If you're truly interested in us,...
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alzy:
Haha thanks for the advice. Of course I won't do love or anything emo. I'm a self-respecting poet...a decent one. Not like many of the "poets" on this site.
I did a poem as Alabama and Clarence from True Romance and it's a good start. Needs revisions.
I did a poem as Alabama and Clarence from True Romance and it's a good start. Needs revisions.
samling:
if i had one wish right now, i'd be to spend a day with you.
Yo momma so fat,
1. she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
2. when she tripped over on Fourth Avenue, she landed on Twelfth.
3. she's got her own area code.
4. when she talks to herself, it's a long distance call.
5. she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
6. whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in....
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1. she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
2. when she tripped over on Fourth Avenue, she landed on Twelfth.
3. she's got her own area code.
4. when she talks to herself, it's a long distance call.
5. she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
6. whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in....
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nina_kova:
aw - you are sweet...i am so blushing...i will have to see that rib tickler move if you beat joe in a sanctioned bout!
Fling Terminology?
I laughed my ass off at this dude trying to get advice on how to get laid for a month. I wish i would have seen this post before it got locked. The math is a little complicated in it though. Kind of sounds like a banker or real estate broker.
I laughed my ass off at this dude trying to get advice on how to get laid for a month. I wish i would have seen this post before it got locked. The math is a little complicated in it though. Kind of sounds like a banker or real estate broker.
samling:
i KNOW!! he's so icky!!
kythe:
Lol! thank you for the comment you left on my set 
made me giggle
made me giggleI am now one of two people in my little city to have Leopard installed on my computer.
AND IT FOOKING RAWKS!!!
AND IT FOOKING RAWKS!!!
These are all stolen, but i like them.
A guy walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road."
An amnesiac walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do I come here often?"
A guy with dyslexia walks into a bra.
A young Texan walks into a bar and orders a...
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A guy walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road."
An amnesiac walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do I come here often?"
A guy with dyslexia walks into a bra.
A young Texan walks into a bar and orders a...
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annisa:
I need to come back to read these when my eyes have less insomnia blur
nina_kova:
today is a two boot day i think.