I hope you all are well.
I might be moving again but who knows. It is supposed to be a bad place though.
There is a turkish restaurant here that is really good. So my guys and I went last night. Everythign was fine until one of the guys who worked there came up to us and asked who is the strongest at the table. We all pointed at eachother. The guy said that someone will have to use a machete. They all pointed at me because I wear one for pride of being Colombian. So I said alright, if anyone was going to do it I might as well. So the guy told me that I have to cut four tooth picks in half with a machete and then I'll get anything i want for free. By this time the whole restaurant was cheering me on. His brought out a cutting board and a curved machete. I chopped the first two tooth picks easy. You have to know that your faithful narrator knew there was a catch and was trying to think of every outcome and possibility. The guy said that I did good but now I have to take off my boot and sock and stand in a bowl of water. I did it and cut the tooth pick. Easy. Now he said that i have to do it blind folded. Sure Easy. I chopped. He said "no now here" and I did. Then he told me to chop Again and again and again. I knew I hit it the first time but when he took the blind fold off everyone cheered. I smiled and cheered too knowing some how I was the joke. Some thing happened. I sat down and grabbed my sock, or at least half of it. Then it hit me. Yeah I'm a retard. The room went crazy as i bowed to my audience and put on half a sock. By the way I did hit the last tooth pick with the first chop. but I was set up for failure. Oh well. We plan to do the trick to our platoon Sergeant.
I finally heard from my asshole brother. He got kicked out of the Marines and is living in Florida somewhere. I can't wait till this war is done with me and i can go back home. Things are getting bad here in the realm of Women. There is a horribly bad ratio. SG helps me a lot. I personally miss the scent of a woman. Back inthe States people take it for granted but I do miss it. There are other things but i don't want to get myself worked up in the middle of the internet building. So thank all of you SG for helping keeping my sanity. I hope you all are still doing well.
I might be moving again but who knows. It is supposed to be a bad place though.
There is a turkish restaurant here that is really good. So my guys and I went last night. Everythign was fine until one of the guys who worked there came up to us and asked who is the strongest at the table. We all pointed at eachother. The guy said that someone will have to use a machete. They all pointed at me because I wear one for pride of being Colombian. So I said alright, if anyone was going to do it I might as well. So the guy told me that I have to cut four tooth picks in half with a machete and then I'll get anything i want for free. By this time the whole restaurant was cheering me on. His brought out a cutting board and a curved machete. I chopped the first two tooth picks easy. You have to know that your faithful narrator knew there was a catch and was trying to think of every outcome and possibility. The guy said that I did good but now I have to take off my boot and sock and stand in a bowl of water. I did it and cut the tooth pick. Easy. Now he said that i have to do it blind folded. Sure Easy. I chopped. He said "no now here" and I did. Then he told me to chop Again and again and again. I knew I hit it the first time but when he took the blind fold off everyone cheered. I smiled and cheered too knowing some how I was the joke. Some thing happened. I sat down and grabbed my sock, or at least half of it. Then it hit me. Yeah I'm a retard. The room went crazy as i bowed to my audience and put on half a sock. By the way I did hit the last tooth pick with the first chop. but I was set up for failure. Oh well. We plan to do the trick to our platoon Sergeant.
I finally heard from my asshole brother. He got kicked out of the Marines and is living in Florida somewhere. I can't wait till this war is done with me and i can go back home. Things are getting bad here in the realm of Women. There is a horribly bad ratio. SG helps me a lot. I personally miss the scent of a woman. Back inthe States people take it for granted but I do miss it. There are other things but i don't want to get myself worked up in the middle of the internet building. So thank all of you SG for helping keeping my sanity. I hope you all are still doing well.
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thats an awesome trick
your poor sock...i would be slightly bummed out about my sock....as i am very attached to them for some reason!
when do you get to go on leave?