serendipity

I'm really mean. Actually I'm a really nice person, but get a couple a margaritas in me and I'm nasty. I'll be calling you a fat whorebag in no time.
I want it to rain on all the asshats at the baseball game right now. Get out of my neighborhood!
I had the best cheeseburger EVER today.
The warm weather gets all the crazies out and about.
I keep trying to go shopping and get my own style but every time I just end up buying more wifebeaters. What is wrong me?
I'm having a party in a week and I keep having these flashbacks of junior high when no one would show up to my birthday parties. Its making me really sad. It might just send me right back to my anti-social ways. We'll see.
Hm.