So the Penta fucking gon police pulled me over today.  The guy said I was going over 55 in a 25.  
MY ASS! I just pulled out of the parking lot and my 4 cylinder piece of shit can't hit 50 in the distance I traveled.
Anyhow, he let me off with a warning only because I'm in the military. The only people you ever really pull over are in the military. So I don't feel special. Anyhow I'lI appreciate the fact that you're letting me off but did you have to add the only because part?
    
  MY ASS! I just pulled out of the parking lot and my 4 cylinder piece of shit can't hit 50 in the distance I traveled.
Anyhow, he let me off with a warning only because I'm in the military. The only people you ever really pull over are in the military. So I don't feel special. Anyhow I'lI appreciate the fact that you're letting me off but did you have to add the only because part?