sep05

I'm watching Wife Swap. I've reached a new low in my life.

I'm going to buy a house. I'm going to rent it out. I'm going to make money. I'm going to buy another house. I'm going to keep doing this. I'm going to be financially independent.

Can you imagine going from day to day, not worrying about fucking up so bad that you lose your job. With me, it's my clearance. If I were to get...
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I'm alone.

My shoulder is killing me (probably from masturbating too much).

My grandmother passed away today.

I was supposed to start a new position with my company on Monday, but now I have to go back home for the funeral and everything, so it'll probably be Tuesday or Wednesday when I start it.

I'm starting to believe that the 15k pay increase could possibly...
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I went out and bought some furniture yesterday. I figure it's time to move beyond my old futon. I got a couch, chase, and loveseat in blue, red, and black respectively. I think I'm going to go for the whole eclectic look. Before I was going for the whole black and silver thing, but that lacked a little something. I dunno, maybe color? They had...
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Well it wasn't that bad. Sat around watching football. Dinner was great. Still felt kinda weird. Only one other guy from the bar was there but i knew most of the people there, aside from her family.

This weekend is going to be awful. My bartender invited me over to her mother's house for xmas along with the other guys that don't have anywhere to go. It's just that all of the guys are like in their 60's or 70's and are pretty much alone. I think I'd be more depressed than anything if I go. I think I'd rather stay home...
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The only person who comes close to understanding me is my cheating girlfriend. Isn't life great?

My kinda/sorta/utterly pathetic g/f's best friend whom she hasn't seen in sometime is in an acting troupe in KY. If I were to buy tickets to one of this girl's shows and took her down there to see her, would that be a good Xmas present?

I think it would. But she won't get it. Ten days ago was my birthday and well she had...
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This just hit me. I was among Time's Persons of the Year in 2003. The American Soldier.

At the time I never thought much of it, but yeah that's kind of cool. I just wonder how drunk I'll have to be to bring it up. God I'm lame.

Alcohol doesn't help anymore.

SNOW!! I want to go make celestial beings out of translucent hexagonal ice crystals!!!

I want to steal Jared Fogle's pants. I mean really, what kind of effect would he have in his presentations without his old pants to show everyone?