On my way to school today I encountered the greatest asshole on the road EVER.
It began when I was on 4 about to get off on the junction for 680. He had a big white van. I was going exactly 80 mph in the fast lane, with no one in front of me for at least a mile. There was no one on the slow side either. He felt the need to tailgate me, and when I didn't go any faster than 80 (I was on cruise) he not only passed me up, but almost clipped the right front bumper of my car to cut me off. Not only that, but he tapped his break pedals in front of me, shortening the distance between our cars to dangerously close.
Of course I get pissed off and looked at him saying "What the fuck is wrong with you asshole?!" But the thing is, he was WATCHING ME from his side view mirror and RESPONDED to me. I don't know what he said be he gestured to the right side of the road implying that I should get my slow 80 mph ass on the right side if I can't let bigshots like him through. I guess he was ignoring the fact that it was super easy just to pass me, which he just did.
We came to the split between the 680 juction and the other one (I can't remember where it goes) and he goes off the right side. I speed up to give him a goodbye middle finger but this is the funny part:
HE WAS ALREADY FLIPPING ME OFF. Not only that, but he wasn't looking while he was doing it so he didn't see MY finger which he knew would be there!!!
This is a new level of King of the Sphincter/Road genius. I had to start laughing. He preempted my finger. This guy must have being an asshole down pat. Just goes to show, when you want to piss people off, fuck with them first, then don't let them have the last word.
Or the last finger.
It began when I was on 4 about to get off on the junction for 680. He had a big white van. I was going exactly 80 mph in the fast lane, with no one in front of me for at least a mile. There was no one on the slow side either. He felt the need to tailgate me, and when I didn't go any faster than 80 (I was on cruise) he not only passed me up, but almost clipped the right front bumper of my car to cut me off. Not only that, but he tapped his break pedals in front of me, shortening the distance between our cars to dangerously close.
Of course I get pissed off and looked at him saying "What the fuck is wrong with you asshole?!" But the thing is, he was WATCHING ME from his side view mirror and RESPONDED to me. I don't know what he said be he gestured to the right side of the road implying that I should get my slow 80 mph ass on the right side if I can't let bigshots like him through. I guess he was ignoring the fact that it was super easy just to pass me, which he just did.
We came to the split between the 680 juction and the other one (I can't remember where it goes) and he goes off the right side. I speed up to give him a goodbye middle finger but this is the funny part:
HE WAS ALREADY FLIPPING ME OFF. Not only that, but he wasn't looking while he was doing it so he didn't see MY finger which he knew would be there!!!
This is a new level of King of the Sphincter/Road genius. I had to start laughing. He preempted my finger. This guy must have being an asshole down pat. Just goes to show, when you want to piss people off, fuck with them first, then don't let them have the last word.
Or the last finger.
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glad to see your well. It seems like I know too many people with lame white van stories....