My brother just called me to tell me a story of how his Marine intel unit were doing night recon with their IR camera and they saw an Iraqi soldier FUCKING A SHEEP. That made me so happy that as soon as I got off the phone I ordered him the video I've been meaning to buy for myself - Hollywood's Hottest Nude Scenes.
If you haven't seen the ad, it's basically the same tape you made when you were 13 - just the parts of movies where women took their tits out. There's also a bonus tape featuring Hollywood's hottest actresses "naked aaaand doing it!"
It was sold to me by an elderly asian woman who kept trying to upsell me on even hotter and wetter explicit action by reading hot, explicit copy to me in her elderly asian accent. It was a profoundly hilarious experience, and it only got funnier when after one three paragraph recital of hot explicitness I managed to stop giggling enough to say, "What?"
I had to cover the phone when she politely took five minutes to offer me "bonus footage of slutty wet tit" again. I may never know if the video's worth watching, but everyone should at least buy it.
If you haven't seen the ad, it's basically the same tape you made when you were 13 - just the parts of movies where women took their tits out. There's also a bonus tape featuring Hollywood's hottest actresses "naked aaaand doing it!"
It was sold to me by an elderly asian woman who kept trying to upsell me on even hotter and wetter explicit action by reading hot, explicit copy to me in her elderly asian accent. It was a profoundly hilarious experience, and it only got funnier when after one three paragraph recital of hot explicitness I managed to stop giggling enough to say, "What?"
I had to cover the phone when she politely took five minutes to offer me "bonus footage of slutty wet tit" again. I may never know if the video's worth watching, but everyone should at least buy it.
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corvus_pdx:
'Stick it IN!'
knickers:
show me yer slutty wet tits big guy. *slobber*