seamus1979

this video makes me laugh on so many levels
firstly i love the film conan the barbarian and it also reminds me of the two times i tried ecstacy.

heres some stories for you.
i managed to go all the way through life until i was 23 before i tried an E. all my pals at college loved it but it never was my thing. as much as i never got into smoking joints like everyone else. i dont need relaxing. well anyway, i went out on a wednesday night with my sister and my brother in law. these two people i trust most in the world. well we go back to my sisters place at 2am thursday morning and were sitting in the kitchen drinking and chatting. suddenly a big bag of Es are produced. my sister tells me i should try half a tablet as if im ever gonna do one i should do it with two people i trust. i do a half. i feel it a bit. i do another half. i then do another whole tablet. by 5am ive done 4 tablets and im fucking whizzing. so fucking funny. i ended up getting a train home at 7am and all these people in suits are going to work and im talking complete cod shit to strangers.
so fucking funny.
now the next time i tried E was a little bit more intense. it was christmas 4 years ago. me and my buddy dave had gone out and the club we went to closed at 1am. he asked if i fancied going to ministry of sound. i had never been there before but i thought fuck it. we go there and he said maybe we should get an E each. we took one each and start drinking away watching all the trippy cunts on the dancefloor. after about half an hour we both agree were not really feeling. so we decide to get another 2 each. so in the space of half an hour we had taken 3 pills each. not clever. walking across the dancefloor i suddenly come up on all three of them. fuck!!!
it took me like 10 minutes to walk a few metres. of course like idiots we end up taking more tablets where by 9am the next morning we had taken about 7 or 8 each. i cant really remember as just kept taking them. we thought it was best to go home when we ended up at 2pm the next day in some illegal drinking den without a clue what we was doing or where we where. it took me ages to recover from that night. 5 days later was new years eve and i remember i was still so spangled that i was in bed asleep by 9pm. i am never doing those drugs again. well to be honest im never doing drugs again. not done anything in years and im happier. i think the only thing i might be addicted to is red bull but i need a vice.

next topic.

well the baby will be here soon. tasha was laying in bed beside me last night with her belly into my back and the little bastard did not stop kicking me. her belly is like something out of alien where it doesnt stop moving. i cant wait to meet the little dude and see how cool he is. we keep wondering how dark he will be and who will he take after.
god i have so much advice to impart.hehe.
i remember one piece of advice i gave my nephew. always have a wank before you decide to do something. many a time i was gonna go do something and as soon as i knocked one off the wrist it suddenly wasnt such a great idea anymore. an example being, making a long arse journey to see a girl because your horny and you want a fuck. now after youve cum if that long arse journey still seems like a good idea then by all means go, but more often than not you will think fuck it and go to bed. jesus there is no worse a feeling than that journey home! youve cum and all you have left is trying to drive home and your pissed at yourself. the late night booty call is a powerful force.
maybe its just me but i think its true that an idea you think is good when your horny most of the time isnt such a great idea when your not horny. a wank is the great leveller of bad ideas.
although there is one girl i can think of in leicester where i would make that long arse journey without thinking about it. hehe. but im practically married so im fucked.

heres one of my favourite songs to play me out today. really reminds me of being a student.

ok next topic!
more girls i want to put my sex wee in!!!
i cant believe i forgot about them yesterday
heres a girl band from a few years ago. god i cant believe they got dropped. theres one girl in the band i really thought was hot. i wonder if you can guess which one?


there music is shit and that is why they probably got dropped but god. i would eat the peanuts out of that girls poo.


SUGAR RUSH!!!
this is one of those shows that i have to struggle watching. its about a teenage lesbian who has a crush on a local girl. it does help that the local girl is a hot mixed race girl who looks like pure filth!!!
out of the goodness of my heart i bought both series of the show on dvd for tasha. im such a good boyfriend.




god why do i keep talking?? please someone tell me to shut the fuck up!