A man is in a hotel lobby. As he runs to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman and as he does, his elbow hits her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your p*nis is as hard as...
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daff:
Thanks for the add! Have a nice week!
toxic:
haha that's hillarious!
scooter's Law in Sex
1.The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
2.Nothing improves with age.
3.No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
4.Sex has no calories.
5.Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most...
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top 5 put downs
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like...
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like...
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pavone:
Hahaha
...thanks for the friendship!, you should be a funny person!
...thanks for the friendship!, you should be a funny person!Valentines Dinner - 70
Drinks - 50
Taxi - 20
Hotel - 150
The look on your face when she tells you she's on her period - Priceless!
The look on her face when you tell her its going up her arse - Epic!
Drinks - 50
Taxi - 20
Hotel - 150
The look on your face when she tells you she's on her period - Priceless!
The look on her face when you tell her its going up her arse - Epic!
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slinkydog:
That is brilliant!!!
physis:
Good stuff!!!