I'm getting fat.
And some assholes stole all my tools out of my tool box last night.
I've already spent $270 replacing my hand tools. I still have to get a new pouch ($80), drill ($200), and other assorted goodies. Fuck me, this is a bad week to be Noah. I had to get new tires ($400) earlier this week, and my steering linkage is damaged, my radiator is leaking, and fuckit if I don't need an oil change. There goes all the money I had saved.
Maybe I'll just run away and become a
.
Y'aarrrr, that be the life for me.
![puke](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/puke.3724b71956e4.gif)
And some assholes stole all my tools out of my tool box last night.
![mad](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/mad.73f291fbf3b2.gif)
Maybe I'll just run away and become a
![ARRR!!!](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/pirate.9344b69ddfcd.gif)
Y'aarrrr, that be the life for me.
![tongue](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/tongue.55c59c6cdad7.gif)
VIEW 10 of 10 COMMENTS
Why the hell do people have to rip others off. Sorry to hear that man. Hope the next few weeks don't suck so bad for yous.
Sorry about the tools and the car.