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The rest of my life.

Not my whole life, mind you, just the rest of it.

Stacked up like crates on the edge of a pier, waiting for a container ship to sail off into the limitless ocean, each pastel painted box a time capsule. Here's me having first communion, there I am graduating from junior high, oh look, that's me pumping gas. Marriage? Divorce?...
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The trowel, oddly enough, was holding back a sizeable tide of brains and blood that gushed forth upon its removal.

"Now, there's a mess for ya'" drawled Cletus. "Who's gonna' clean that up, ya reckon?"

It was a purely rhetorical question as neither of us had any intention of standing around long enough to find out. Wiping the trowel off on the blue corduroy fabric...
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cipher12665:
it's too early in the day for me to reveal personal insights and I'll be going out come evening.
psmith:
How could i fondle your bum? you are head on a platter, you have no bum.
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I'm really not sure what it is any more.

The soft screaching was easily muffled by an extra pair of boxer shorts, but after a long, arduous day at work, made even more uncomfortable by this malevolent boil, I found that the fabric had actually been chewed right through. Christ! The thing has teeth!

I'm compelled to feed it, sharing the salsbury steak from my...
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Man, this great, festering carbuncle on my left ass cheek is really starting to smart. I'd wip out my Dremel MultiPro 9,6V Cordless and grind that baby down to a nub right now, but, truth be told, I actually kinda' like the little fella. All the different colors of puss and necrosis that ooze out of it and the occasional chunk of old, dead skin...
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grillsgt:
DON'T PICK AT IT!
-MOM
emperor_tane:
hmm, I have no idea who any of those bands are.. but thats ok.. your still cool!!

Tane
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He wanted to sin with another of his kind, to force another being to sin with him and to exult with her in sin.

His hands clenched convulsively and his teeth set together as he suffered the agony of its penetration.

It broke from him like a wail of despair from a hell of sufferers and died in a wail of furious entreaty, a cry...
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hmm... having trouble finding a flight from HK to India. Seemed like an easy concept. hrumph...
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So my trip to Hong Kong turned into a trip to India and Hong Kong when my housemate invited me to attend his wedding in Chennai, India. Still working out the details. Should be pretty fuckin' cool.
indie:
Love the picture. Have fun on your trips.
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Saturday, July 27th, 2002, 4:00pm

I'm sitting on the back porch of my grandfather's house in Kentfield. My grandfather sits just in front of me, dozing. It's a lovely day, and we have just finished eating cucumber sandwiches. The Mediterranean cucumbers were a gift from an associate at work, and although not quite as good as the ones he eats when he visits home, so...
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My troops will do nothing save when I ride at their head.

Saladin
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Rock and roll is in my soul, but it's trying to get out. Hell a herd of Winnebagoes, we're givin'em away. Sometimes, when no one's around, I like to look in my underpants and giggle. Slag, the man said slag.
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I got to thinking about friendship in regards to the events of Saturday night. And really it makes a lot of sense. So, today I called A and thanked her for the great time I had. We talked a while and sort of set a tentative date a few weeks ahead to do Karaoke. The plan being to exact retribution on an individual who tricked...
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