Dreamed
of an 2 foot long orange colored fish
I found
on the sidewalk
in the city ,
And on my walk to the sandy beaches
I knew I was dreaming kinda
and laughed
in my head.
But my mission was to get this fish
into the water.
As I placed him with two hands
into an oncoming wave ,
As soon as the water hit him
and life was coming back into
his ....
The Moment .
The Alarm goes off.
Aint that how it always is.
Now No jokes about Wet dreams !!!
of an 2 foot long orange colored fish
I found
on the sidewalk
in the city ,
And on my walk to the sandy beaches
I knew I was dreaming kinda
and laughed
in my head.
But my mission was to get this fish
into the water.
As I placed him with two hands
into an oncoming wave ,
As soon as the water hit him
and life was coming back into
his ....
The Moment .
The Alarm goes off.
Aint that how it always is.
Now No jokes about Wet dreams !!!
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The other night I was in the House of Commons ready to tear Michael Howard a new one for his promise to bring Predators in to deal with the immigration problem on LV-452 and the bloody alarm bleeps.
Tony Blair and George Michael pulled so many strings... such a shame the dream never finished. I'd imagine it would have ended with me, Mr. T, David Dimbleby and Ruebens Barrichello going in with mini-guns while Fiona Bruce pledged her love for me but, thanks to reality, I'll never know.
And I don't know any wet dream jokes but I know a great stick joke
How did you scare your lady away?