Ummmm, anyway, today's a special day for me, but I forget why ....
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Some stupid barnowl parked across the driveway leading to my building's carpark. Given that I'm tired and grumpy and I was STARVING, I sat there with my hand on the horn til they came running out and moved it. And even as they were driving off, I gave them the long "getfuckedyoufuckingcuuuuuunt" horn action.
Unfortunately, I feel like such a psycho now
Unfortunately, I feel like such a psycho now
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torturegarden:
bah! giving the impression of being a psycho is a good thing Kaf, keeps people on their toes. It gives you an edge and a bizarre kind of unearned respect in the community... well I find anyhow. Take it, embrace it and use for evil doings!
*insert demon head here*
*insert demon head here*
8_missing_8:
I'm not sleepy, put me in my chair by the window...
Yes mother...
Remember Norman, only your mother truly loves you...
:L:
Yes mother...
Remember Norman, only your mother truly loves you...
:L:
Ok, so yesterday I stood on the scales at the doctors and just about had a conniption. After seeing the delightfully HIDEOUS photos of myself from Saturday night, a little light went on in my underused brain and I gasped "I'm Jabba the Hut's long-lost sister!!". So here I am in HAPPY LAND OF EXERCISE. and pump! and pump! and stretch! and stretch! Who's yo...
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venal_polish:
the muppet show. yes. i do like that guy.
and gelflings! right so theyre' not monsters but theyre friends with lots of them...i think the haggard old witch with one eye in the dark crystal is my favourite monster...she's sooooo ...yuk. and the peacable monk-like chanting ones...theyre' good too.
sesame street sucks but i always had a passion for snuffalupagus (sp?)...ok so he was a lame fag but he looked cool...and his little sister with the bow in her hair... she kicked sum butt. altho the best sesame street character was wormy...oh wormy! actually now that i think about it the cynical trash can dude is my alter-ego...
ever seen barney? he needs to be given a hit of arsenic.... he puts monsters to shame. he is a dinosaur
though.
and what about the guy in the land before time..? the nice snuggly huge dragon one... my golden retriever is the spitting image of him... i kid you not.
one day i will show you my one eyed ET doll...he makes little children cry. and maybe ill do my monster voice for you too.
oh! i could talk about monsters forever!
and gelflings! right so theyre' not monsters but theyre friends with lots of them...i think the haggard old witch with one eye in the dark crystal is my favourite monster...she's sooooo ...yuk. and the peacable monk-like chanting ones...theyre' good too.
sesame street sucks but i always had a passion for snuffalupagus (sp?)...ok so he was a lame fag but he looked cool...and his little sister with the bow in her hair... she kicked sum butt. altho the best sesame street character was wormy...oh wormy! actually now that i think about it the cynical trash can dude is my alter-ego...
ever seen barney? he needs to be given a hit of arsenic.... he puts monsters to shame. he is a dinosaur
though.
and what about the guy in the land before time..? the nice snuggly huge dragon one... my golden retriever is the spitting image of him... i kid you not.
one day i will show you my one eyed ET doll...he makes little children cry. and maybe ill do my monster voice for you too.
oh! i could talk about monsters forever!
venal_polish:
one more thing...have you ever seen that day time tv kids show with the HUUUUGE bit shaggy bear? oh my god!!!! my friend prem and i call him the big gay fag bear. he's too good to be true.
Yesterday I managed to see Finding nemo twice !! (It was ACE both times)
silencenoir:
Thanks for the hugs and lovins girlie! Here's many back atcha 
I'm glad you're feeling better -- at least you got out of bed....and managed to watch the movie twice! I still have to see it, it looked so damn cute.
I'm glad you're feeling better -- at least you got out of bed....and managed to watch the movie twice! I still have to see it, it looked so damn cute.
Well, fuck me with an armfull of deckchairs. It's Thursday and I have finally emerged from the fort of doona and pillows I had created on my bed.
I thought I was dying ! I was so delirious with fever, I cried a lot, I slept fitfully and imagined that there were people in my house, rearranging the kitchen cupboards. I got up this morning,...
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I thought I was dying ! I was so delirious with fever, I cried a lot, I slept fitfully and imagined that there were people in my house, rearranging the kitchen cupboards. I got up this morning,...
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silencenoir:
are you feeling any better? **checks calendar** we ARE saturday!
I hope you are....all joking aside, being sick sucks monkey ass.
oh and i loved the piercings in the Katie and Siren set.....I just wouldn't have that done on myself personally. But it looked good. sexy. I'm a freak
the nose jewelry is exquisite, btw....
I hope you are....all joking aside, being sick sucks monkey ass.
oh and i loved the piercings in the Katie and Siren set.....I just wouldn't have that done on myself personally. But it looked good. sexy. I'm a freak
the nose jewelry is exquisite, btw....
venal_polish:
naaw kaff I LOVE YOU!! you're such a rocker. you
sexy bitch.
so good to meet you.
love love love
have a nice dinner emily
sexy bitch.
so good to meet you.
love love love
have a nice dinner emily
I'm trying to reply to people's messages and be all witty and shit, but I keep having to go lie on the couch for a while. It's hard to be witty when you wanna spew. 
I hate having the vom. I always cry and end up hugging the toilet. Currently, my toilet and I have a love-hate relationship. I went to work this morning but...
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I hate having the vom. I always cry and end up hugging the toilet. Currently, my toilet and I have a love-hate relationship. I went to work this morning but...
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guinness_fiend:
I hope you get well soon dude so we can be entertained by your comments *jives*
torturegarden:
Cannot think of anything worse than having the chucks when there's no grog involved; that shitty burning sensation in the throat, the odd chunk that gets lodged in the nasal cavity and the taste...
Poor thing *hugz*
Poor thing *hugz*
Things!
Today is National Kath-is-going-to-be-nice-to-herself Day. Another crazy stalkin' mutant phone call last night freaked me out. The Lovely Man came over and protected me with his presence and some angry 'keep away from mah woman' snoring in the middle of the night so at least I got some sleep.
Does anyone else find the sound of someone snoring comforting ?
I don't think I...
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Today is National Kath-is-going-to-be-nice-to-herself Day. Another crazy stalkin' mutant phone call last night freaked me out. The Lovely Man came over and protected me with his presence and some angry 'keep away from mah woman' snoring in the middle of the night so at least I got some sleep.
Does anyone else find the sound of someone snoring comforting ?
I don't think I...
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guinness_fiend:
I missed you on AIM by a few minutes
thecowboy:
...my last girlfriend used to saw logs all nite...drove me nuts...im not wearing rouge...can we start seeing each other?...
Tired like some sort of bear. That's me. Tired The Bear. I dunno why I always think of bears when I'm tired. Is that even normal ? Who even thinks that way. I'm going nuts, MAN. On the edge.
So I have this crazy guy who's been calling me and threatens me. It's all under control, ze polize and phone company are ON IT. I...
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So I have this crazy guy who's been calling me and threatens me. It's all under control, ze polize and phone company are ON IT. I...
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reptar:
That was a very persuasive limerick, we'll be there.
Everyone's having crazy dreams at the moment, or at least posting about them. I wonder if mine had anything to do with the pork balls in my soup.
They had such terrified expressions on as I was chasing them.
Everyone's having crazy dreams at the moment, or at least posting about them. I wonder if mine had anything to do with the pork balls in my soup.
They had such terrified expressions on as I was chasing them.
max16characters:
Man, that's scary! I don't much have to worry about that stuff as i pretyt much never get called...but i guess that's better than being stalked.
Hey all you crazy whazzamanuts. Stuff!
Here's me ...
pretending everything is ok
And here's my bum (_*_)
I'm making satay beef for dinner. Yup, that's about as much as I have to say right now. Oh YEAH. Yup. hrm. Hey look over there! *points* *runs away*
Here's me ...
pretending everything is ok
And here's my bum (_*_)
I'm making satay beef for dinner. Yup, that's about as much as I have to say right now. Oh YEAH. Yup. hrm. Hey look over there! *points* *runs away*
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max16characters:
60ftqueenie told me to come over here and give love and sinse i do what she tells me, here goes....*gives big lovin*
venal_polish:
want me to bash 'em? point me in the right direction as my fists are already clenching..
My nose piercing is getting infected.. any advice ?Last time I ended up just taking it out because it kept getting pus-laden. (That one's for you, VP 
)
I'm off to deal with screaming kids for the afternoon. May the Dark Lord take me.
)
I'm off to deal with screaming kids for the afternoon. May the Dark Lord take me.
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thecowboy:
...youre gonna be purdy either way!....
thefuckoffkid:
Do Not Poke Screaming Kids With Pointed Sticks No Matter How Strong The Temptation.
Words to live by when in the dealing-with-screaming-kids business.
Words to live by when in the dealing-with-screaming-kids business.
wow.. letter sin the mail mwahahah I ahve your address now you cant stop me from sending you random things in the mail
woot