Ok, so yesterday I stood on the scales at the doctors and just about had a conniption. After seeing the delightfully HIDEOUS photos of myself from Saturday night, a little light went on in my underused brain and I gasped "I'm Jabba the Hut's long-lost sister!!". So here I am in HAPPY LAND OF EXERCISE. and pump! and pump! and stretch! and stretch! Who's yo...
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Yesterday I managed to see Finding nemo twice !! (It was ACE both times)
silencenoir:
Thanks for the hugs and lovins girlie! Here's many back atcha 
I'm glad you're feeling better -- at least you got out of bed....and managed to watch the movie twice! I still have to see it, it looked so damn cute.
I'm glad you're feeling better -- at least you got out of bed....and managed to watch the movie twice! I still have to see it, it looked so damn cute.
Well, fuck me with an armfull of deckchairs. It's Thursday and I have finally emerged from the fort of doona and pillows I had created on my bed.
I thought I was dying ! I was so delirious with fever, I cried a lot, I slept fitfully and imagined that there were people in my house, rearranging the kitchen cupboards. I got up this morning,...
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I thought I was dying ! I was so delirious with fever, I cried a lot, I slept fitfully and imagined that there were people in my house, rearranging the kitchen cupboards. I got up this morning,...
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silencenoir:
are you feeling any better? **checks calendar** we ARE saturday!
I hope you are....all joking aside, being sick sucks monkey ass.
oh and i loved the piercings in the Katie and Siren set.....I just wouldn't have that done on myself personally. But it looked good. sexy. I'm a freak
the nose jewelry is exquisite, btw....
I hope you are....all joking aside, being sick sucks monkey ass.
oh and i loved the piercings in the Katie and Siren set.....I just wouldn't have that done on myself personally. But it looked good. sexy. I'm a freak
the nose jewelry is exquisite, btw....
venal_polish:
naaw kaff I LOVE YOU!! you're such a rocker. you
sexy bitch.
so good to meet you.
love love love
have a nice dinner emily
sexy bitch.
so good to meet you.
love love love
have a nice dinner emily
I'm trying to reply to people's messages and be all witty and shit, but I keep having to go lie on the couch for a while. It's hard to be witty when you wanna spew. 
I hate having the vom. I always cry and end up hugging the toilet. Currently, my toilet and I have a love-hate relationship. I went to work this morning but...
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I hate having the vom. I always cry and end up hugging the toilet. Currently, my toilet and I have a love-hate relationship. I went to work this morning but...
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guinness_fiend:
I hope you get well soon dude so we can be entertained by your comments *jives*
torturegarden:
Cannot think of anything worse than having the chucks when there's no grog involved; that shitty burning sensation in the throat, the odd chunk that gets lodged in the nasal cavity and the taste... 
Poor thing *hugz*
Poor thing *hugz*
Things!
Today is National Kath-is-going-to-be-nice-to-herself Day. Another crazy stalkin' mutant phone call last night freaked me out. The Lovely Man came over and protected me with his presence and some angry 'keep away from mah woman' snoring in the middle of the night so at least I got some sleep.
Does anyone else find the sound of someone snoring comforting ?
I don't think I...
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Today is National Kath-is-going-to-be-nice-to-herself Day. Another crazy stalkin' mutant phone call last night freaked me out. The Lovely Man came over and protected me with his presence and some angry 'keep away from mah woman' snoring in the middle of the night so at least I got some sleep.
Does anyone else find the sound of someone snoring comforting ?
I don't think I...
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guinness_fiend:
I missed you on AIM by a few minutes
thecowboy:
...my last girlfriend used to saw logs all nite...drove me nuts...im not wearing rouge...can we start seeing each other?...
Tired like some sort of bear. That's me. Tired The Bear. I dunno why I always think of bears when I'm tired. Is that even normal ? Who even thinks that way. I'm going nuts, MAN. On the edge.
So I have this crazy guy who's been calling me and threatens me. It's all under control, ze polize and phone company are ON IT. I...
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So I have this crazy guy who's been calling me and threatens me. It's all under control, ze polize and phone company are ON IT. I...
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reptar:
That was a very persuasive limerick, we'll be there.
Everyone's having crazy dreams at the moment, or at least posting about them. I wonder if mine had anything to do with the pork balls in my soup.
They had such terrified expressions on as I was chasing them.
Everyone's having crazy dreams at the moment, or at least posting about them. I wonder if mine had anything to do with the pork balls in my soup.
They had such terrified expressions on as I was chasing them.
max16characters:
Man, that's scary! I don't much have to worry about that stuff as i pretyt much never get called...but i guess that's better than being stalked.
Hey all you crazy whazzamanuts. Stuff!
Here's me ...
pretending everything is ok
And here's my bum (_*_)
I'm making satay beef for dinner. Yup, that's about as much as I have to say right now. Oh YEAH. Yup. hrm. Hey look over there! *points* *runs away*
Here's me ...
pretending everything is ok
And here's my bum (_*_)
I'm making satay beef for dinner. Yup, that's about as much as I have to say right now. Oh YEAH. Yup. hrm. Hey look over there! *points* *runs away*
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max16characters:
60ftqueenie told me to come over here and give love and sinse i do what she tells me, here goes....*gives big lovin*
venal_polish:
want me to bash 'em? point me in the right direction as my fists are already clenching..
My nose piercing is getting infected.. any advice ?Last time I ended up just taking it out because it kept getting pus-laden. (That one's for you, VP 
)
I'm off to deal with screaming kids for the afternoon. May the Dark Lord take me.
)
I'm off to deal with screaming kids for the afternoon. May the Dark Lord take me.
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thecowboy:
...youre gonna be purdy either way!....
thefuckoffkid:
Do Not Poke Screaming Kids With Pointed Sticks No Matter How Strong The Temptation.
Words to live by when in the dealing-with-screaming-kids business.
Words to live by when in the dealing-with-screaming-kids business.
After just having my nose re-pierced, I've realised I have a very low tolerance for pain. I've been trying to recall events where I've been in a lot of pain and can't think of many. I sprained my ankle earlier this year and that hurt like a mothabitch. Other than that, I've stubbed my toe a lot, walked into walls, staircases, doors, poles (get stuffed,...
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theblacknurse:
it wasn't as spectacular as it sounds I'm afraid I was trying to plug all three units in together, and they were low to the ground, so I was leaning over the TV to do it - and they all fell forward onto my foot!!! OWWW..... the worst part was that the nail fell off my toe
I was trying to plug all three units in together, and they were low to the ground, so I was leaning over the TV to do it - and they all fell forward onto my foot!!! OWWW..... the worst part was that the nail fell off my toe 
60ftqueenie:
sorry I didnt call I had a quite busy night.. .which is rockin....
things are fairly cool... I'll catch you on msn...
things are fairly cool... I'll catch you on msn...
Blah. Feeling kinda shit.
Don't you hate it when ALL your friends are busy but you're hanging out for some company ? Even my family are too busy to see me. I'm so gonna go eat worms.
I've had a fucked week! I think Mercury and some alien plent is misaligned or something crawled up my butt while I was sleeping. Which is kinda kinky...
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Don't you hate it when ALL your friends are busy but you're hanging out for some company ? Even my family are too busy to see me. I'm so gonna go eat worms.
I've had a fucked week! I think Mercury and some alien plent is misaligned or something crawled up my butt while I was sleeping. Which is kinda kinky...
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derek:
enjoy Princess Mononoke. i am seeing a mate of mine for a session at the union tonight. i hope she is thirsty because i sure as fuck am and its 11 in the morning. like the poster in the pubs says 'i allus has one at eleven'. i have a 5 litre cask of goon next to me. it is to do with an art peice i swear!!! had some last night. crap. i might have the cask next to the painting at the exhibition. i can't be fucked explaining it but it should look cool.
turning 31 in 3 weeks you say. are you having a berfday pardy?
turning 31 in 3 weeks you say. are you having a berfday pardy?
derek:
sg hookup satan 31st party!!!!
Goonie bags o fun here at the studio.
Goonie bags o fun here at the studio.
So I finally leave the house today after days of whimpering like a wounded ferret on the couch. I lock the door, walk half-way down the steps outside my flat and slam my head into the bottom of the stairs going up to the next level. 
After carrying on like a porkchop for about 2 minutes holding my head and mouthing "ow ow ow you...
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After carrying on like a porkchop for about 2 minutes holding my head and mouthing "ow ow ow you...
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venal_polish:
lol...i adore you...you seriously make me laugh out loud..
so how do you spell it....
so how do you spell it....
theblacknurse:
lol @ whippet woman.... ahh no need to be jealous of "monica", shes so blatantly OCD'd she ran herself thin from trips back n forth to the basin to wash her hands 4 billion times
To renew my membership or not ? I dunno. sg is lots of fun and youse all rock. But by GOLLY there's a lot of fuckstain-wankers here. Have you read the 'waaaah, girls-only group is bad, hmmkay' threads on the boards ? Frankly I'm embarrassed to be human with some of the shit spouted there.
Some people need to subscribe to my current life motto:...
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illbillzillbub:
stay,stay.....i wanna come and crash your cushion fort.
dont go to the boards,dont go to the boards.
i occasionally have a look,but...not worth the grief.
hang with the cool guys,coz there are plenty around
dont go to the boards,dont go to the boards.
i occasionally have a look,but...not worth the grief.
hang with the cool guys,coz there are plenty around
reptar:
My mum has photos of me naked holding a broom, but if your family are into the whole naked passed out in a cupboard thing then I'm cool with that, just don't expect me to come over for dinner
and gelflings! right so theyre' not monsters but theyre friends with lots of them...i think the haggard old witch with one eye in the dark crystal is my favourite monster...she's sooooo ...yuk. and the peacable monk-like chanting ones...theyre' good too.
sesame street sucks but i always had a passion for snuffalupagus (sp?)...ok so he was a lame fag but he looked cool...and his little sister with the bow in her hair... she kicked sum butt. altho the best sesame street character was wormy...oh wormy! actually now that i think about it the cynical trash can dude is my alter-ego...
ever seen barney? he needs to be given a hit of arsenic.... he puts monsters to shame. he is a dinosaur
though.
and what about the guy in the land before time..? the nice snuggly huge dragon one... my golden retriever is the spitting image of him... i kid you not.
one day i will show you my one eyed ET doll...he makes little children cry. and maybe ill do my monster voice for you too.
oh! i could talk about monsters forever!