samitha

so, i'm waiting for a movie to buffer... which is the rotten cherry on top of the zombie sundae that was this sunday. when the fuck am i supposed to sculpt an arm if the sculpture building is closed? sit on a pit bull's face, president elisa stevens. you fail at running a school.

also: i wish i had a donut right now. a honey...
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oh, wow! it's been much too long since i've been on this site. hmm, what have i been up to... well, my quest for true love has been a big fat bust so far. but 'howards end' was good.

um, i got a new tattoo. i'll try and remember to post a pic. it's a mechanical octopus.

i've developed an unhealthy crush on miranda priestly....
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OH MY GOD.
i could cry. i mean, i would be crying.. hysterically by now. bc my one true love/obsession is doing another play.
would it be wrong to move to new york for a few years just so i could see her plays??? bc i am seriously contemplating it.. new york isn't so bad, right? nowhere that spawned broadway could be bad. i spent...
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i'm back! hi everyone!!!

i would wax poetically about how fucking fantastic and life-altering my trip was, but i just don't feel like sullying the experience by trying to put it into words.. i mean, how does one describe seeing the colloseum or st. peter's? how do you impart the feeling of being surrounded by thousands of years of history? i'd never thought much on...
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soooooo.. it seems i'm not on this site very often anymore but if you want to talk to me, send a message and it alerts my email.. i'll check it, i promise.

my finals are over at the end of the week and i'm going to FRANCE and ITALY for a month.
hope everyone's summer is going to be as fucking fabulous as mine

AH!
i just had the most amazing day.
my figure modeling presentation went over ridiculously well. like, the teacher talked to me after class and was like 'well that was a breath of fresh air' ... which is an odd statement considering that my project proposal was basically a cardassian vampire in mid-orgasm/ throes of death. fresh air? really? but WHATEV, i've been riding the...
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gaybar and intarweb girls suck.

but my birthday was pretty awesome. despite not being hit on my anyone but my sister. and don't ask, it's our thing.

and now i have to go to class and humiliate myself in front of others. again. my work ethic has begun to harsh my cool. perhaps i'll schedule myself into a frenzy and actually get on top of...
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i <3 boobs. will someone please bring theirs into range of my hands?
i just realized how long i've been single for. and while that never bothered me before, it has begun to now.

maybe i'm just drinking more... i always get handsy when i drink.

speaking of which.. off i go to drink. here's hoping there's pretty girls at this party!

anyone want to go to a gay bar with me on friday? it's 80s night! i'm trying to get a group together.. because i'm one of those annoying bitches who can't go to a bar alone.

mmmmmkay, i think i waited a sufficient amount of time to get one of these 'testimonial' things, so someone oblige!
don't care what they are, i just want one, k?

p.s. i have blue hair now, but it just doesn't show up in pics (depressing)..

also, i've decided to act hot. it's confidence that gets the girls, right? that's what i hear... so i'll give...
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does anyone understand the joy of the flexible ruler???!!! omg.. i just purchased one and i'll be damned if it did'nt make my joy factor increase a little..

i love art school.

in other news, girls suck. because the ones i like are all too good for me.