Dear Santa,
I have been very good this year. I know it's a shocker right? I would like a wood burning stove and a hot man to go with it. Please and thank you!
-me
I have been very good this year. I know it's a shocker right? I would like a wood burning stove and a hot man to go with it. Please and thank you!
-me
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mmmsgs:
I would have added, "and someone to take out the trash" 
zenexistence:
Fine fine, I'll take out the trash too. 