salem13

ok...i draw the line at anal beads..and Prince outfits...
Current mood: crappy

fuck...

that seems to be my word du jour
these last few days..

"FUCK"

all i can say at this point...

besides...please shoot me..
or just throw me of the GG bridge..really!?!

is that one of the firemen
came back tonite...

with a bag of gifts

i made no money hardly...

i look in the bag

and first of all...

there's a total Prince "Purple Rain" style lace dress
brite fl. purple w/ blck lace gloves...

so Apolonia/ Prince's gfriend...not even funny

plus 2 pairs of tights..red fishnets w/ seams, prple fishnets

And!!! anal beads....wtf

so i turn to my boss..
roll my eyes..and go

what the fuck!?!

am i suppose to wear this shit?

so i put it on as a joke...

but insist the customer exchange the
butt beads..for either
a "butterfly" (aka 'clit vibrator') or a pocket rocket...

so he exchanges it...

but wants to be my byfriend..and i know i've pretty much run
this regular dry...

he won't prbly be back...cause i won't be his gfriend...

or use butt beads and go on a picnic with him and his fireman friend

but i did get a nifty pocket rocket

though the outfit was really embarassin'...

i just need batteries now
and to figure out how to use it
it looks pretty strange....
and there's 2 pieces...
i so don't understand these sex toys

god someone please shoot me..

mannnn...

my life so sucks....
i give up...

but so have a new sex toy
which is just damn weird...