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Dear webmasters of suicidegirls.com,

The next time I am without any form of Internet access for a week or longer, voluntarily or otherwise, I would appreciate it if you would at least reduce the rate at which you update your photoshoots, if not cease them entirely until I give notice of my return. My sperm count, though legendary, is not infinite, and playing catch-up...
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It's been four years in the making, but behold my triumphant return to SG! Ya know, besides just lurking to scope out the naked girls. Kind of weird to "immediately" follow my previous wedding blog with an announcement that things didn't *quite* work out (understatement of the fucking millennium) but so be it: I left my wife back in September and am in...
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We did it! We finally did it. My fiance is no longer my fiance, but my wife!

Oh joy upon rapture smothered in tangy jubilation with plump, juicy mirth all wrapped in a warm, pillowy euphoria!

So i think since I've kept you all waiting so long I atleast owe you all a few details.

Detail 1: it was yesterday, June 15 2006. Gotta...
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the_reverend:
Double-post? Bizarre! Anyway - later, dude!
ouioui:
Congrats and Happy Birthday!
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Alright, some of you may be wondering why I've been slacking off on my big comeback. Well, the reason is actually a really good one; good as in jubilant!

The lady and I have just moved into our own apartment!

Yes, its true. I'd go into further detail, but there really isn't much. Pretty simple. We moved into our own apartment together...
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darling69:
hey congrats on all that it sounds as if your life is going really well and thats great congrats to you
the_reverend:
Hello, mate!

In fact, for you, i might even go so far as 'matey'!
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Alright, here's the scoop. My extended hiatus was primarily motivated by one thing, and that was lack of motivation. Specifically, around the time I stopped posting, the morale here on SG was at an all-time low, myself included.

Between the censorship of some of my favorite sets, the disappearence of several of my favorite girls, and their subsequent migration to new websites, I just...
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darling69:
UNFORTUNATLY I HAVE WORK THURSDAY NIGHT let me know another time thats my only work day so far as the future shows i know it sounds weird but hey..................
bullet_mckenzie:
i am a happy drunk a real happy drunk, and tom waits is my man... i love his music.. not really mine.. you know what i mean. well yeah and yes i am talking about that triliogy... im not sure alot of people remember those... i loved the art work in them.. they are bad ass!

-Bullet
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Hey, everybody. Sorry I haven't been on these past few months. I'm not sure I'm at liberty to explain why.

But just so nobody worries, I'm still engaged, and I finally got that fucking promotion!

Anyway, hopefully I'll be making a come-back soon, so just stick with me for a little while longer, ok?
the_reverend:
No way!!!!!!!!! wink
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Well, for the 4th year in a row my Halloween sucked a fat moose cock; all of my friends were either out of town or too busy to throw a party.

Of course, my costume wasn't and still isn't a waste. I even wore it to work (yes, the Library), which was pretty fun. All the staff thought it was way cool even...
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synngardenn:





nspark:
dude where are you
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Well, I was gonna wait until Halloween to humiliate myself, but I just got too excited! So check out my "We're all DEVO!" album in my profile pics to see just how allergic to dignity I've become! biggrin
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the_reverend:
Devo wished they looked so good.

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salem13:
Meow!!!!
Crack that whip....

gads i love Devo....
you make me want to throw in my Devo videos...cute! love

happy helloween! ARRR!!!
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Yes, I know its been a long, long time. I have no excuse.

Anywho, Halloween's on its way, and for the first time in years I might actually do something. Check out the costume I just bought!

Heh. I couldn't resist. Even if I ultimately decide to be something else for Halloween, is there ever a bad time? biggrin

I even bought a whip...
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beckyuill:
Aw that is so sweet of you to say! you are a true peep!


i was this cool lion last year, (as you can see in my pics....) but this year im going to be a tired old lady that stares out her window and yells at anyone who seems to be having fun.
oh wait what am i going to be?
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Oh my! I just got back from the SD NIN show. As I'm sure all fans will have heard by the time they read this, the show had to be cancelled half-way through due to drummer Jerome Dillon having severe heart palipitations. frown

It was pretty disgusting to hear so many people around me complaining and yelling "you suck" when for all they knew someone...
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the_reverend:
Check yer myspace dude. new friend request?
karebeer:
i dont think i am either.. i ♥ this site..

but yes, im on myspace. i will contact tab/email you my link...
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