skling

Dear webmasters of suicidegirls.com,

The next time I am without any form of Internet access for a week or longer, voluntarily or otherwise, I would appreciate it if you would at least reduce the rate at which you update your photoshoots, if not cease them entirely until I give notice of my return. My sperm count, though legendary, is not infinite, and playing catch-up to...
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It's been four years in the making, but behold my triumphant return to SG! Ya know, besides just lurking to scope out the naked girls. Kind of weird to "immediately" follow my previous wedding blog with an announcement that things didn't *quite* work out (understatement of the fucking millennium) but so be it: I left my wife back in September and am in the middle...
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We did it! We finally did it. My fiance is no longer my fiance, but my wife!

Oh joy upon rapture smothered in tangy jubilation with plump, juicy mirth all wrapped in a warm, pillowy euphoria!

So i think since I've kept you all waiting so long I atleast owe you all a few details.

Detail 1: it was yesterday, June 15 2006. Gotta remember...
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Alright, some of you may be wondering why I've been slacking off on my big comeback. Well, the reason is actually a really good one; good as in jubilant!

The lady and I have just moved into our own apartment!

Yes, its true. I'd go into further detail, but there really isn't much. Pretty simple. We moved into our own apartment together. We don't have...
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Alright, here's the scoop. My extended hiatus was primarily motivated by one thing, and that was lack of motivation. Specifically, around the time I stopped posting, the morale here on SG was at an all-time low, myself included.

Between the censorship of some of my favorite sets, the disappearence of several of my favorite girls, and their subsequent migration to new websites, I just haven't...
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Hey, everybody. Sorry I haven't been on these past few months. I'm not sure I'm at liberty to explain why.

But just so nobody worries, I'm still engaged, and I finally got that fucking promotion!

Anyway, hopefully I'll be making a come-back soon, so just stick with me for a little while longer, ok?

Well, for the 4th year in a row my Halloween sucked a fat moose cock; all of my friends were either out of town or too busy to throw a party.

Of course, my costume wasn't and still isn't a waste. I even wore it to work (yes, the Library), which was pretty fun. All the staff thought it was way cool even though most...
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Well, I was gonna wait until Halloween to humiliate myself, but I just got too excited! So check out my "We're all DEVO!" album in my profile pics to see just how allergic to dignity I've become!

Yes, I know its been a long, long time. I have no excuse.

Anywho, Halloween's on its way, and for the first time in years I might actually do something. Check out the costume I just bought!

Heh. I couldn't resist. Even if I ultimately decide to be something else for Halloween, is there ever a bad time?

I even bought a whip seperately!

Ok,...
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Oh my! I just got back from the SD NIN show. As I'm sure all fans will have heard by the time they read this, the show had to be cancelled half-way through due to drummer Jerome Dillon having severe heart palipitations.

It was pretty disgusting to hear so many people around me complaining and yelling "you suck" when for all they knew someone could...
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