hehe..you guys are way to funny...
here's a synopsis of last nite...
Well last nite was interesting...
I arrive there around 11pm...
was runnin' a bit late...
and the looks i got at the ATM & Gas Station were priceless
i was runnin' super late and had to pump gas in a tight vinyl corset dress w/ fishnets and 6 in stillettos...in complete fetish clothes for the club
i tried to cover up w/ my jacket for the most part
but it was still funny some of the looks i got...
Club Sin was at a new place that nite...
i was suppose to meet people there frm pleasanton & napa
when i walk in ...i look around...and was like Shit!
this totally looks like a private freaky sex party at someone's house..
the club space was more like a sf victorian flat space..
vs. a club...
and there was an unusual amount of odd/ geeky people...
i look around...and there's a 50 yr old guy on a go go pole wearin' fishnets and a tback wedgied up his ass...i mean...he looked like an out of shape version of the judas priest singer...
next to him is a guy standing in a tshirt with no underwear on whatso ever
and there is an abundance of really really large goth chicks...
and everyone is staring at me when i walk in..
shit! i so need to find these people i think...
they're gonna shit twinkies...
i run all over the club..
stickin' my head in rooms where people are tyin' each other up..
hmm...annie? and scan for the pleasanton crew
but can't find anyone
i end up on the roof smokin' a bit...
and start adjustin' more
there are tons of mannequins and clockwork orange style decorations
which are cool
i start meeting new & interesting random people
one of the clubs photographers comes over and starts talkin...
and spills a glass of absinthe on me
we start talkin' bout absinthe recipes
how i'm goin' to amsterdam
and he tells me tales of when his wife/ him went to prague
i find absinthe & a couple random guys buy me beer which was nice
i talk to them for a bit
but then don't want to have to deal
with the possibility of being chatted up
and some good old music comes on
So What from Ministry came on
and i decided i wanted to dance..
so i thrash about
then some slower songs come on..
that i hadn't heard forever..
so i kept dancin'...
was totally gettin' into it..
it's such an outlet for me sometimes...
and to dance & not have to take my clothes off..
the ultimate!
i look up at one point
and see all these people starin' at me
and suddenly have like four 20 yr old dudes dancin'/gyratin' round me
but not so much in a perv way but a fun shy young way
i avoid eye contact and keep dancin'..
at one point i look up
and a girl on one of the go go posts...
waves and motions for me to hop up there..
being sauced up enough
i hop up...
and realize in about 3 sec
that this really large woman is totally tryin' to sex me up
on the podium
i giggle
not wanting to be rude or cause a scene...and am dancin' really rapidly to the other side of the pole on the small platform...and try to break her grip on my legs..she had dropped to her knees when i went up there and started to totally feel up my legs & started to put her hands up the bottom of my dress...so i ran around the pole as fast as i could..eek!
no moleste pas poor nicole...
i don't know what gives lately
i'm like a magnet
i'm usually not payin' attention
and then it's like whoa there...wtf...
sf people...i so love their free spirits here...
so silly...
i drank more absinthe..
and sat upstairs and looked at the stars
and wrote a poem on a napkin...
the stars were so pretty that nite
here's a synopsis of last nite...
Well last nite was interesting...
I arrive there around 11pm...
was runnin' a bit late...
and the looks i got at the ATM & Gas Station were priceless
i was runnin' super late and had to pump gas in a tight vinyl corset dress w/ fishnets and 6 in stillettos...in complete fetish clothes for the club
i tried to cover up w/ my jacket for the most part
but it was still funny some of the looks i got...
Club Sin was at a new place that nite...
i was suppose to meet people there frm pleasanton & napa
when i walk in ...i look around...and was like Shit!
this totally looks like a private freaky sex party at someone's house..
the club space was more like a sf victorian flat space..
vs. a club...
and there was an unusual amount of odd/ geeky people...
i look around...and there's a 50 yr old guy on a go go pole wearin' fishnets and a tback wedgied up his ass...i mean...he looked like an out of shape version of the judas priest singer...
next to him is a guy standing in a tshirt with no underwear on whatso ever
and there is an abundance of really really large goth chicks...
and everyone is staring at me when i walk in..
shit! i so need to find these people i think...
they're gonna shit twinkies...
i run all over the club..
stickin' my head in rooms where people are tyin' each other up..
hmm...annie? and scan for the pleasanton crew
but can't find anyone
i end up on the roof smokin' a bit...
and start adjustin' more
there are tons of mannequins and clockwork orange style decorations
which are cool
i start meeting new & interesting random people
one of the clubs photographers comes over and starts talkin...
and spills a glass of absinthe on me
we start talkin' bout absinthe recipes
how i'm goin' to amsterdam
and he tells me tales of when his wife/ him went to prague
i find absinthe & a couple random guys buy me beer which was nice
i talk to them for a bit
but then don't want to have to deal
with the possibility of being chatted up
and some good old music comes on
So What from Ministry came on
and i decided i wanted to dance..
so i thrash about
then some slower songs come on..
that i hadn't heard forever..
so i kept dancin'...
was totally gettin' into it..
it's such an outlet for me sometimes...
and to dance & not have to take my clothes off..
the ultimate!
i look up at one point
and see all these people starin' at me
and suddenly have like four 20 yr old dudes dancin'/gyratin' round me
but not so much in a perv way but a fun shy young way
i avoid eye contact and keep dancin'..
at one point i look up
and a girl on one of the go go posts...
waves and motions for me to hop up there..
being sauced up enough
i hop up...
and realize in about 3 sec
that this really large woman is totally tryin' to sex me up
on the podium
i giggle
not wanting to be rude or cause a scene...and am dancin' really rapidly to the other side of the pole on the small platform...and try to break her grip on my legs..she had dropped to her knees when i went up there and started to totally feel up my legs & started to put her hands up the bottom of my dress...so i ran around the pole as fast as i could..eek!
no moleste pas poor nicole...
i don't know what gives lately
i'm like a magnet
i'm usually not payin' attention
and then it's like whoa there...wtf...
sf people...i so love their free spirits here...
so silly...
i drank more absinthe..
and sat upstairs and looked at the stars
and wrote a poem on a napkin...
the stars were so pretty that nite
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I love the story about your night -- it sounds like an excerpt out of some deleted scene out of Eyes Wide Shut