From vegemite

s5 always posts such thoughtful and intelligent comments, he is a breath of fresh air...

He's funny and makes me giggle. There's something about his presence that helps happiness bloom. Like that time I wanted to turn the "Lifestyle" section into a rice paddy. I was serious, but when he laughed, I laughed. That's what makes him awesome.

s5 is a person I like even though I've never met him...and I feel the same way about his lady friend.

From amitabha

s5 is pretty damn awesome. He takes me out for Ice Cream, and offers me nut cream. We were totally gonna lez out, but I had to turn him down because I can't get busy with anyone who supports microsoft.

From fractal

he backs me up when boys are prudes and laughs when I scream into his voice mail at awful hours of the morning.

We're homies.

From davel

Saturn5 is a rocketship!
S5, should there ever be suicideboys for real,
will be the first up against the wall.
He has the aplomb of 20 men.
He has enriched my life in ways
that you cannot imagine.
Umm, you know, in a platonic kind of way.
In fact, one day I hope to be his platonic
boyfriend. I have no idea what that means,
but it rings true nonetheless.

From hel

so i tried to spell out s5 in red crosses but got frustrated and gave up

:hel:

From joyrider

s5 is good for retreating to the kitchen and talking in the midst of drunken revelries. that is a good trait. also, he is good and genuine and off-kilter. also good traits.

From maxx

s5 is always right.

he's really cool for a guy who only owns one shirt. (and yes. it is the one he's wearing in his profile pic)

From morgan

I just need to follow s5 around the boards and say "what he said". He's articulate and smart smart smart, and Olivia is a lucky gal!

and s5 is a lucky guy!

I've had the opportunity to meet s5 and the lovely Olivia in person, and they're pretty rad folks- even when conversing with an excited Satan, they didn't run away or flinch once! Lots of whispering and pointing, though.

From ratgirl

s5 rocks. we used to have the same car. now he has a much better one. his hair is real good and he's super cute and smart and all of that. and he has fine taste in women. I could go on...

From zarina

I would go vegan for a chance to spend time with my ever so wonderful s5.