s5

olivia says that i never write about her on the internet, and because of this, the world is convinced that our relationship is purely an invention of her imagination, and that others are merely humoring her. i never write about her on the internet, she always writes about me. she appreciates me using words, and i upload photos of the cat. clearly i am in the wrong here. so, just in case there's any doubt, olivia, our relationship is, in fact, more real than the blood flow in my brain, even though i never post to O APPRECIATION THREAD, even though "your boyfriend is a loser" beats "s5 loves olivia" on googlefight, even though i refuse to replace the wallpaper on my phone with photos of us getting married by elvis. in fact it's so real, that it's too real to belong on the internet, with the likes of tubcat and that peter pan guy. it doesn't belong here, for all these strangers who would never quite understand. but you are different than i am, and i'm glad for that.