i hate adam sandler so much.
i want to tear off his head, drag it by the lip through a bed of glowing hot coals, then i want to reattach his head (backwards) and push it down through his body and out his ass. then, i want to dislocate his arms and legs all the way around and put shoes on his hands, then reanimate his body using the electricity harnessed from 10 city blocks, and cause him to walk, awkwardly, as a contorted upside down mess of body parts.
he's just so awful.
i want to tear off his head, drag it by the lip through a bed of glowing hot coals, then i want to reattach his head (backwards) and push it down through his body and out his ass. then, i want to dislocate his arms and legs all the way around and put shoes on his hands, then reanimate his body using the electricity harnessed from 10 city blocks, and cause him to walk, awkwardly, as a contorted upside down mess of body parts.
he's just so awful.

olivia:
oh honey. you're just so violent. that's why i love you.