ryotgirl's SuicideGirls Blog

Sooooo, what the hell is this? Oh, btw, Brandie, you have to work at 7:45 on Saturday morning, and oh, Brandie, you need to pick me up in LONG BEACH at 9:00 on Sunday morning. hey, rape me of my weekend, thanks.
Things have been going OK over here. got a call from my brother. He's in the hospital cuz he got bit by some...
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jay_black:

Just tell your Bro that he's lucky that a Camel Spider didn't get him, those things get as big as a human torso and when they bite you it starts dissolving flesh!

Swelling is a pleasent alternative to having a spider suck me dry like a Caprie-Sun juice bag.

Apr 7, 2005

munchies187:

CodyW-That's them man those things were viscious. I hated the damn things. Had to empty my boots every morning. Good thing I did cause there was one in my boot one evening

Scared me shitless. Things are huge too! Shivers, gives me the creeps.

I thought that was a camel spider? Maybe I'm mistaken but that's what we called em, although we didn't find any quite that big.

Apr 7, 2005

Soooooooo..... what's new with me, you ask? Nothing much right now. Still miss my brother a lot, wish he would come home. He says he's dying for a home cooked meal. yeah, you and me both, buddy. My mom is still sick and my bro and Mom were the only ones who could cook...so im kinda fucked. lol.
Anyhow, that's about it for now. gotta...
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munchies187:

Ahhh a home cooked meal would so rock right now. I could use some freakin frijoles and tortillas right now. I'm glad you liked the prezies. Such a strange culture where you can buy a Gundam lighter. Man you let your bro know if he needs anything I'll send it to him. Well B thanks for da wurdz. Love ya girl.

Mar 30, 2005

trucker_fiction:

i cooked for myself when i was in afghanistan... lots of ramen noodles, fresh butchered chickens... once i killed and ate a turkey (with about 5 other people) delicious!

Apr 1, 2005

So my brother left this morning from Camp Pendleton, for Iraq for 7 months. I didn't get to say goodbye. they told them to get all thier gear in the truck then they could say goodbye, so my bro was gonna wait till then to say bye, but then they just had em line up and get on the bus. It was really fucking hard...
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fuck:

Mar 26, 2005

fuck:

"parking in the rear" i have a "parking pass".....

Mar 27, 2005

OK, so....this weekend, I got out of a speeding ticket, i think because I was rockin the skirt that barely covers my crotch/ass, fishnets, and big ass combat boots. He made me get outta the car cuz I think he thought i was drunk, but in all actuality, I'm just not a great driver, especially doing 90mph, smoking, blasting music, and trying to pick up...
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granny:

I wanted to let you know that I added you as interesting. Personally, I like to know when people find me interesting so I figured... meh, makes sense, right?

Mar 16, 2005

b_citi:

Hi dear,

Your grandma died? Your mummy was having surgery? Your brother is leaving? You were sick for a long time? Well, okay, so I kind of knew some of this stuff from reading your journal but its pretty depressing once you put it all together. I hope life is better now

Mar 17, 2005

You know how you feel like you just want to die when you're really sick? That's how I have felt for the past two mornings when I woke up. Feel all gross cuz I'm running a fever all night and sweating. Throat is practically swollen shut. Popping DayQuil, Advil, and Vicodin like fucking candy....eck, just kill me now.
Mom is having surgery on Saturday. Hopefully...
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err:

maybe you're pregnant..... maybe its mine..... uh oh

Mar 13, 2005

underfallingsky:

Multivitamins

Mar 13, 2005

OK, can I just start off by saying KAISER PERMANENTE HEALTH CARE SUCKS MY HAWAIIAN ASS, and not in that, ooh, that's nice, sexual way. I can't get a fucking appointment until april 11th. I can't wait that long. That's bullshit.
Anyways, My brother is leaving next Friday for Iraq and I'm gonna cry like a fucking little bitch. It's gonna suck so bad. My...
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munchies187:

Damn B, that's some shit. You never gave my your address for your birthday present mayn. E-mail it to me and I'll make up missin your birthday.

Mar 7, 2005

fuck:

i love you B. i hope you are alright. i'll talk to you tonight.

Mar 7, 2005

Indiana is well, fucking cold...and very, very, very white. I feel like some sort of brown circus freak....oh wait. I am one. ha! I have never been to a liquor store that requires two forms of ID just to get in the door....weird shit. and you can't buy booze on Sundays!? BOO! Well, hope everyone is doing well! Oh, and J.....good luck with the hotness.

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fuck:

its mad crazy b.

Feb 28, 2005

lostanddazed:

I right off of the 5 in Irvine. It's going to take a week to unpack

Mar 1, 2005

Leaving tonight...have to get on another fucking plane...BOOOOOOO! Oh well. be back soon. Have a great weekend, everyone, as will i!

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b_citi:

My name is Brandy too. And you are one crazy mother fuckin chick. Right OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!

Feb 26, 2005

b_citi:

yeah, no worries. haha. and yes, it was a compliment. i'm obsessed with your hawk (do you still have it?) ...and especially your display pic. hawt man. hope your having/had fun wherever you were going. take er e-z

Feb 27, 2005

Thank you to everyone who wished me a happy Birthday! It wasn't the super-fantasmical 21st it could have been, but hey, I was in Vegas, I drank and gambled and had a fairly good time. won some money as well. that never sucks. So I'm levin for Indiana on Thursday night and I think I am gonna fucking die...it's supposed to be, like 40 degrees...
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lostanddazed:

Did you make it to any of the stripbars in vegas,,,,you gota do that on your 21st B-Day

Feb 16, 2005

lostanddazed:

You know why they called it the 405 freeway,because it takes 4 or 5 hours to get anywhere on it

Feb 17, 2005

OK, sooooo, I leave for Vegas tomorrow morning to celebrate my 21st bday on Sunday. yay! Family and friends and drunkeness....SWEET! Catch everyone later!
Have a good weekend.

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