I found a new favorite tv show. The Mighty Boosh is hilarious.
Old Gregg: Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.
Howard Moon: This is the arctic, Vince. Different rules apply out here, you know? It's kill or be killed.
Vince Noir: What, by a mink?
Howard Moon: ...They get very big out here, the mink. This... Read More
Splatter top
Fixed rates
Stamp collecting
Fit for fucking
Assiduously chewing a hole in your lip
Trying to burn fat holes in the sand
Proof of something
Proof of purchase
Stop by tomorrow
It will be better then
Stop by next week
There will be coffee and cakes
Come over next month
We'll shine our shoes; put mop to door
Guess that settles it then... Read More
In response to your Jabberwocky related journal entry, I am curious to know whether you have ever burbled while whiffling through the tulgey wood? I myself have found to my great shame that ingestion of too many baked beans makes me whiffle and burble quite excessively!!
the mouse people. they're coming by the dozens. hundreds. thousands. they're mortar between the bricks and i don't like their pointy teeth. they're bigger than housecats, fat housecats. i saw one once at the cracker barrel, he crawled out of my mashed potatoes but i still ate them. it was only one that time, but now there are enough to eat all the mashed potatoes... Read More
thx for your friendship my sweety i'm very very glad today ....why?...becouse now i have a new marvellous friend ...You ...have nice week .........kisses for you !!!
Sleep, that dirty bastard; always evading, always fucking shit up.
I write nonsensical "poetry" when I can't sleep.
On the Art of Escapando:
Great bubbles of air
Up the esophagus
Caught in the throat
Jailed: fer yer own good
Really
They're just squatters here
Yet they shall not, cannot
Go!
So they grow, they grow
And still
I say, they shall not go
Oh dear.... Read More