ok, so it hasnt been seven days, but i only make rules so i can break them. lets backtrack here a bit to when nefaria and LeReve were here. along with NadzofSteel and his lady, we went to the diner after a long hard night of drinking. we were near the entrance, eating our food, when three cute guys were waiting to be seated. me...
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i met a guy
he told me he likes me
i told him i like him
if the above statement is still true in seven days, ill say more
but for now, you'll just have to settle for this stupid grin
he told me he likes me
i told him i like him
if the above statement is still true in seven days, ill say more
but for now, you'll just have to settle for this stupid grin
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lolablu:
It looks like I'm not gonna need surgery. I have a follow-up appointment in March with the people I saw a couple of weeks ago, and if it turns out I do need surgery, I'm going to give that lady a call.
How are you? I wanna know about this boy.
How are you? I wanna know about this boy.
ymonster:
Funny, I saw David that night... He was here quite a while.... 
The show will be up for at least 6 weeks, I think.
The show will be up for at least 6 weeks, I think.
i just painted my toenails
that always makes me feel better
that always makes me feel better
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laceyk:
My toenails need serious painting!
ive never actually been punched as hard as humanly possible in the stomach, but im pretty sure that right now, i know how it feels
i just want today to end
so i can at least feel tense and miserable at home
edit -
i
love
xanax
i just want today to end
so i can at least feel tense and miserable at home
edit -
i
love
xanax
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jayenh:
Back when I was a high school junior, I had a friend "D" who had spent some time working on the rings. He was somewhat proud of his abs. He asked me to hit him in the stomach as hard I could, and I did, and he seemed none the worse for wear. So then a few days later, we were in line at the cafeteria, standing next to this somewhat bigger friend "E" of ours, and I told E about D's abs o' steel. I said, hey, why don't you try hitting him. So after a few meaningful glances were exchanged, E gave D a good hard shot in the midsection. D was still standing, quietly, and we went back to waiting.
A little while later when E was gone, D said, "That really hurt."
A little while later when E was gone, D said, "That really hurt."
munt:
helllllllooooooo. havent heard from you. hope things are ok.
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sloan:
the beauty of not being married is not having to get divorced.
acidslug:
Yeah, I get a lot of that about crossing the line, myself. Oh well, the important people know how to deal with it. And, babies are all cute and fun till its you cleaning up their shit. 
i was in a bar tonight and from across the room, i spotted the most beautiful girl ive ever seen. yeah, ive seen hot chicks before, but this was different, cause she was giving me the same look. i was dancing and stopped and she did the same. we walked towards eachother. we were inches apart, her eyes looking into mine, her fingertips almost touching...
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acidevangelist:
The name of that video is Darling Darling. I guess the name doesn't show up, huh?
On the way home from my parents house I saw a dead body on the highway.
On the way home from my parents house I saw a dead body on the highway.
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lolablu:
Thank you. I appreciate it. I'll call you after my appointment.
acidevangelist:
RAWK!!!
In the '80's I totally owned white, fingerless, leather gloves like this cat.
In the '80's I totally owned white, fingerless, leather gloves like this cat.
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kristie:
Put a giant one of these over the face: 
munt:
tell me about the night out with your friend later......
rybear369:
duh
last night i was fucking around with my camera taking pics of myself, and i decided to finally get naked in front of the camera. soooooooo, i hope you enjoy them!!
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munt:
you said that. you said its better. i want some proof.
why do you delete all my comments? nevermind, there they are.
if your legs are that nice, i cant imagine you having a terrible ass.
why do you delete all my comments? nevermind, there they are.
if your legs are that nice, i cant imagine you having a terrible ass.
subrosa:
Saw that coming a mile away.
Both the tease and Bam Bam, really.
Both the tease and Bam Bam, really.
ok kids, its time for another episode of polly_jeans dating life. yeah, sit the fuck down.
so, when i was unemployed, someone got me turned on to match.com - i.e. welfare for hot chicks. free dinner, free drinks, and most of those places dont take food stamps. so, now when im bored, i still do it. so i started talking to this guy a few...
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so, when i was unemployed, someone got me turned on to match.com - i.e. welfare for hot chicks. free dinner, free drinks, and most of those places dont take food stamps. so, now when im bored, i still do it. so i started talking to this guy a few...
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lolablu:
You need to try harder to be a lesbian.
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jayenh:
Hahaha oops hahaha sorry
munt:
yes, we need to take the show on the road.
he stopped sneezing. the other day he sneezed a lot. when he was born i was too much of a cheap ass to get him shots. anyway, hes ok. hes tough.
congrats on the love connection.