so, im on the subway listening to weezer yesterday morning when suddenly, i feel like my lap is all cold. and worse - wet. i take my bag off and can feel my lap is wet. what the fuck? i open my bag to find my bottle of water opened and, well, the contents of my bag are literally floating around. lovely. it was a... Read More
did you know that i have recently queried that exact sock quandary?? have you been reading my emails or something?? i have arrived at the conclusion that there is nothing we really can do and must, unfortunately, discard them. of course this only happens to our favorite pairs.
also are you trying to imply that design is teh gay, what with your rainbow colors and all?
and finally, if i come to NY, will you put on lip gloss and sing this to me?
but see, when you are a sloth daylight savings time doesn't even matter that much. i barely even knew it happened.
the history teacher decision made me loose my boner a little.
just a little.
i think it is back now tho and i'm preparing the bedding for our box.
come on, you have to know when i try to link some deep emotions to a poison song, im fucking around, right?
heres a crazy story. i spoke to my aunt today. she lives here in the city also. she was walking on the street on thursday and this guy was walking in the opposite directon and punched her in the face and kept walking.... Read More
as to where do we go from here well i am not quite sure. spending time together when things are casual is fine but over time then things will develop into more than that. thinking about it i am not sure we are quite what each other is looking for so i wonder whether it might be better to make a... Read More
i thought you might like to know that i was shopping with michelle pfeiffer today. she was buying a bunch of clothes for her husband's birthday and asked me how the fit was on a jacket i was buying. apparently, david e. kelley and i will be dressing alike this season.
and 2 days ago i spotted lorenzo lamas and his 3 daughters eating together in the century city mall food court.
recent email transaction between my roommate and i:
pj to rybear:
its been over an hour. no reply. hes definitely dumping me.
rybear to pj:
i'm not surprised. i wouldn't reply until i've had a chance to work out what went on
i have no idea what you did
but if some girl went crazy on me on the 2nd/3rd date, then that'd be it... Read More