rumpsummoner

Haven't posted since I bought my house. Now it looks like I am getting a divorce. I think I may just post my fuck ups on here from now on. Someone have a good year for me and tell people about it please.

I am buying a house today in Portland Oregon. I think that means i am a permanent resident here. Responsibility sucks but being able to build a proper studio is going to rule. That is all I have today.

I had a realization today of the moment when my childhood ended. There was actually a moment in time where prior to that exact moment I was a child and after that exact moment I was not. As a child I loved beavers. I am not making a joke; I genuinely did love the aquatic rodents that made their homes in rivers and could cut...
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I looked at my blog today and realized that I have not posted in 2 months. I've been so busy with work, my band, my friend's record, and learning asp.net and C# that I haven't had time to post to my favorite nudie website. I am still working on the band website www.malgamae.com. It is up and what little information that is on there is...
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Well, I am in Philadelphia for work and I have been pleasantly surprised. I was lead to believe that the entire city is dirty and overweight but it turns out that the city is surprisingly clean for the most part and in parts almost kind of quaint for being as large and as old as it is. It also has an abundance of beautiful women....
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Okay, so I am still working on the website, and a new web based tool for my wife, and writing lyrics and learning to sing them, and writing new songs... oh yea, and I have a job I have to go to. I have no time really to do anything that is fun an doesn't generate something which kind of blows. Me and my roomates...
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Fuck man, it turns out that I can't really sing very well. My band has been writing songs like crazy under the idea that I would be able to sing them. I've been practicing them and I was feeling pretty good but then I recorded myself and found out that I actually blow ass. I feel like this new band has written some legitimately good...
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I was watching some kind of home makeover show today and saw a toilet that had a chip in it and a sensor to detect if it was overflowing. It has this big thing hanging over the back side of the bowl that looked like a piece of soap on a wire. If the toilet started to overflow it would hit the bar-of-soap looking thing...
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So it is becoming clear that my new band kicks ass. I don't know if the music is good, but god damn I am having a good time. We laugh a lot and when we're not laughing we're actually creating music in a healthy environment. It's amazing how you can click with certain individuals on a personal level but then have a completely poisonous relationship...
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I am truly sick of people in this country bitching about media bias while supporting biased media. I read so many blogs and posts on various websites with people bagging on the media sources for being either too liberal or too conservative depending on the source. The media isn't supposed to report sensational news that conforms to its audience's belief system. The media is supposed...
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