Ok, so after much diliberation amongst my cronies and myself, we have come to the conclusion that the only way to make the people happy was to paralyze progress and go back to the old....
...Ok, so I realized the name change was a little rough for some of you to take, so, look, here I am with arms open wide saying," come, come back to the Ruca! It's ok!" ::Enter weird, airy music lead by an evangelical choir and bright lights behind me::
In other news, I seem to still be smart. That's right folks, there is still hope. (Looks ovr shoulder at parents, "I TOLD you smoking ganja and crack were OK!! gawd!"). After taking the reading and writing placement tests for school this fall, I seemed to have made my pretty lil self into an HONORS student! That's right. I got invited to take honors in Liberal arts classes! HA! Only problem is I'll be the only cat in these "honors" classes of theirs who still thinks 2 plus 2 equals 5! Ok, ok, so it's not that bad, but it was bad enough that i am procrastinating on the math portions of the testing. I dunno, I just know that I SUCK at math and putting it off 'til the end of the week makes me feel a little more comfortable with it. Plus, they sent my dummy arse home with a "study guide" (says that in a flippant, sarcastic way with a slowed tone and a slacked jaw- think Adam Sandler says in Billy Madison.)
Other than that, I should mention I am high. That's right kiddies, I smoked the grass!
Ooooo, don't tell anybody! I might come shop off your legs!!! 
...Ok, so I realized the name change was a little rough for some of you to take, so, look, here I am with arms open wide saying," come, come back to the Ruca! It's ok!" ::Enter weird, airy music lead by an evangelical choir and bright lights behind me::
In other news, I seem to still be smart. That's right folks, there is still hope. (Looks ovr shoulder at parents, "I TOLD you smoking ganja and crack were OK!! gawd!"). After taking the reading and writing placement tests for school this fall, I seemed to have made my pretty lil self into an HONORS student! That's right. I got invited to take honors in Liberal arts classes! HA! Only problem is I'll be the only cat in these "honors" classes of theirs who still thinks 2 plus 2 equals 5! Ok, ok, so it's not that bad, but it was bad enough that i am procrastinating on the math portions of the testing. I dunno, I just know that I SUCK at math and putting it off 'til the end of the week makes me feel a little more comfortable with it. Plus, they sent my dummy arse home with a "study guide" (says that in a flippant, sarcastic way with a slowed tone and a slacked jaw- think Adam Sandler says in Billy Madison.)
Other than that, I should mention I am high. That's right kiddies, I smoked the grass!
Ooooo, don't tell anybody! I might come shop off your legs!!! VIEW 13 of 13 COMMENTS
Holbein became one of my favorites as soon as I saw The Ambassadors at the National Gallery, London.
I was wondering about the name change. Glad to hear you are over the dreadful cold. Hachoo!