Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

roz

Valhalla

Hopeful Since 2014

Followers 6479 Following 3408

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • SG
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Unfavorite TV Shows

May 2, 2015
14
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email

@bloghomework awhile ago was favorite TV shows and I went on and on about them and "Dexter" this and "Dexter" that. Or something that sang the praises "tonight's the night" and so on...blah fucking blah.... 😠

But now...I'm caught up. Just finished. Well...I finished about 10 minutes ago. (Yes, I know I'm late to the party)

Want to know my reaction?

There was a progression for my pain and grief and what the fuck did I just watch. It went something like this:

1) I stared at my TV. Mouth agape, brow crinkled in disbelief, eyes wide, and the word 'fuck' dancing along my tongue silently. As if it was trapped, or a pale reminder of Deb and her favorite fucking word.

2) I cursed. A lot. I curse a lot in my daily life. It's part of me. But...I'm pretty sure that I combined the word fuck in ways that I didn't even know existed. It was a fucking fuckfest of fuckery.

3) I texted my SG bestie and fellow Dexter lover @soraleia about what I just saw. And I was so caught off guard that I couldn't even type right. (Hello Decter? wtf Roz.)

4) I cursed at my TV. Again. Fuck.

5) I thought I was going to cry. I was prepared to cry. Everything that led up to that final moment of staring darkly at the screen made me think that I was going to cry mournful tears for the fictional characters I had become so attached to... But no...I just shook my head and decided to vent via blog. You're welcome.

So here I am. Now regretting every Dexter related decision that I have made over the past few weeks. (Not really, but let me be fucking dramatic here for a minute.)

Ok, I might be exaggerating a little. Or a lot. I loved the show. I hated the show. I swear it gave me an anxiety attack more than once. Someone get me some Xanax and a bottle of Merlot, I'm done for tonight.

xoxo

Roz

Ps: I am purposefully leaving out details of what made me go full white girl for a moment with the "so odd I can't even", just in case some of you are still living blissfully ignorant of the PAIN that is Dexter.

Ps part deux: Michael C. Hall I will gladly buy you a cup of coffee sometime. Call me.

VIEW 14 of 14 COMMENTS
wizard0:
This is why I stick to comedies.
May 3, 2015
freakme:
What the FUCKIN WTF!!! 😝
May 3, 2015

More Blogs

  • 03.22.20
    7

    Maintaining Sanity

    Hello friends and fiends, How are you maintaining sanity during …
  • 03.22.20
    22

    Checking in. You guys okay?

  • 01.05.19
    11

    Hi there

    Just wanted to say hello. I think of you guys frequently and how mu…
  • 07.17.17
    2

    Live Now!

    Catch @miss_minnie in her set Gravity Falls
  • 07.13.17
    5

    Yes...I'm still here. Miss you guys! 💜

  • 12.25.16
    1

    I hope everyone had an amazing Christmas!

  • 12.16.16
    4

    Hi everyone! What's new??

  • 11.26.16
    16

    Life or something like it

    I don't want to be a party pooper, or sound like I'm throwing a pit…
  • 11.02.16
    7

    I'm sorry I've been quiet! Life has been crazy.

  • 10.04.16
    2

    October is finally here! Woo hoo!

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

23
years
10
months
4
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,597 SuicideGirls
  • 1,114,979 followers
  • 14,936,958 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,435,114 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2025

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo