Oh man.
I went to a party last night with my dear friend. Said friend has a crush on the boy throwing it, I happened to go to high school with him, but didn't really know him.
In a house filled with the testosterone of drunk 21 year old boys, I did not have a great time. Why?
Me: We went to high school together?...
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I went to a party last night with my dear friend. Said friend has a crush on the boy throwing it, I happened to go to high school with him, but didn't really know him.
In a house filled with the testosterone of drunk 21 year old boys, I did not have a great time. Why?
Me: We went to high school together?...
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flux:
God, I hate the kids from my high school, too.
einjunge:
i'm going to see xiu xiu on your birthday. i'll have a drink in your honor. and then get down to xiu xiu.
Almost my birthday! What're you getting me? So far all I'm asking for is chapstick and nylons.
Come on, vmonos.
Everybody let's go.
Come on, let's get to it.
I know that we can do it.
Where are we going?
The big yellow station!
Where are we going?
The big yellow station!
Come on, vmonos.
Everybody let's go.
Come on, let's get to it.
I know that we can do it.
Where are we going?
The big yellow station!
Where are we going?
The big yellow station!
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bcmark:
Holy crap, we have almost the exact same birthday. Except I'm about a million years older. And a million times sexier.
sebastien:
Dang it, not a friend whore. You mean making friends isn't as easy as clicking a button? Psssh... whats this internet thingy good for if I can't make companions effortlessly? I guess by adding you I was letting you know i think you're cool. Keep it up... being cool that is. Later
The Dating Game. Bachelor #2. How old are you really?
I went to a party. I slept on Chandra's couch. I went to a BBQ the next day. We bought as much meat as our 9 dollars could buy.
Tuesday? Dancing? :: sigh :: We'll see. :p
Fuck you, Daisy.
I went to a party. I slept on Chandra's couch. I went to a BBQ the next day. We bought as much meat as our 9 dollars could buy.
Tuesday? Dancing? :: sigh :: We'll see. :p
Fuck you, Daisy.
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thepirate:
Damn girl, you're going to be almost legal to drink!
Mine.
How about we celebrate a late birthday for you in April, we can combine it with an insanely early birthday for me.
Mine.
How about we celebrate a late birthday for you in April, we can combine it with an insanely early birthday for me.
thepirate:
Suhweet, it's a plan.
October 5th.
October 5th.
SO. I decided that instead of deciding to get married, I am going to become famous. I am going to move to LA, and become a Soap Opera star. Or whatever. As long as I get famous.
Then my deep dark secret will come out, and I will be shunned yet envied. I will have fame like Paris Hilton's.
Then me and Paris will party...
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Then my deep dark secret will come out, and I will be shunned yet envied. I will have fame like Paris Hilton's.
Then me and Paris will party...
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mk700c:
You don't have to move to L.A. to be famous, all you have to do is kill someone who is already famous - duh.
capitalistfig:
Just remember, being famous is no good unless you're a total bitch to "the help." 
well golly! I'm not lonely anymore!
I keep trying to look for a job, but other things that sound more interesting keep coming up. Like sleeping, or walking around. Silly me.
Now, time to make a decision.
I keep trying to look for a job, but other things that sound more interesting keep coming up. Like sleeping, or walking around. Silly me.
Now, time to make a decision.
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micajah:
Did you find someone that quick!? What's your secret? I need to get back in the game? But.....I fucking hate games.
I once spent 8 months without a job. Its was absolute bliss. So....take advantage for as long as you can.
ha...that was horrible advice.
I once spent 8 months without a job. Its was absolute bliss. So....take advantage for as long as you can.
ha...that was horrible advice.
jizzikah:
since my husband and i work at the same place, just opposite shifts, i've taken the role of "poor, sick, knocked-up wifey" and talk him into taking my shifts for me.
*shhhhh* i really don't feel anything but pure laziness.
tee hee. i'd rather stay home and fart around on the computer.
*shhhhh* i really don't feel anything but pure laziness.
tee hee. i'd rather stay home and fart around on the computer.
and so she falls, deeper and deeper down the rabbit hole...
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unstable217:
how do you like it at rock bottom?
it gets cooled if you look at things from an outsiders prospective <3 Alex
it gets cooled if you look at things from an outsiders prospective <3 Alex
digitusboy:
Batman: I'm upset, I'm just going to hang out wearing my cool costume.
**Catwoman has Robin trapped**
Robin: Catwoman, you are not a nice person!
Robin: Holy pencil skirts, Batman!
hey, i'm going for a walk. and you're comin' with me bitch!
**Catwoman has Robin trapped**
Robin: Catwoman, you are not a nice person!
Robin: Holy pencil skirts, Batman!
hey, i'm going for a walk. and you're comin' with me bitch!
.Need to find an envelope. And a stamp. Waiting for a call for the address.
.Hopefully I get paid for that thing soon.
.She keeps spitting the water all over her plate.
.It is so cold in here!.
.I like apples.
.Hopefully I get paid for that thing soon.
.She keeps spitting the water all over her plate.
.It is so cold in here!.
.I like apples.
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drrieux:
whatever...apples are so good...call me! you minx...
thepirate:
All I'm sleeping with is a couple of pillows these days. Funny how quickly things can change.
I did some bad stuff.
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capitalistfig:
Couldn't have been that bad. Neither you nor anyone you know ended up with two hooks instead of hands. 
Oh, and I like my turtles too
PS. You scope the bulge!? Brother's got it going on!
Oh, and I like my turtles too
PS. You scope the bulge!? Brother's got it going on!
thepirate:
I tossed and turned all night, now I'm yawning too.
So, I was very sad yesterday. Depressed, wandering around downtown alone.
I decided I was going to go home and drink by myself, but on my way there, a couple girlfriends asked me to come over and drink with them. So I did.
Then I took the bus home, drinking vodka and cranberry juice from a coca cola bottle the whole way.
Then a girl...
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I decided I was going to go home and drink by myself, but on my way there, a couple girlfriends asked me to come over and drink with them. So I did.
Then I took the bus home, drinking vodka and cranberry juice from a coca cola bottle the whole way.
Then a girl...
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ciel:
hehe thanks la la la
jizzikah:
it's a deal. i'll just point and laugh.
I fell asleep holding hands with a pretty girl. We slept till she had to go to class.
Then her boyfriend found some pictures on her computer.
We took them a couple months ago... while he was out of town.....
It seems he did not much care for them.......
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xreddan:
Thanks. I picked them out myself. Any opinions on the music?
We sell a lot more t-shirts than CD's because of people like you!
We sell a lot more t-shirts than CD's because of people like you!
mobprod:
Silly boyfriend.
Yes, level 60. I guess that's what I get for being unemployed the last 2 months...
Yes, level 60. I guess that's what I get for being unemployed the last 2 months...