Monday Jun 27, 2005

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My account runs out tomorrow. Sorry for the short notice, but anyone who cares knows how to contact me anyway.

Bye all!

Monday May 23, 2005

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Thank god for bestiality, or my life would be pretty fucking boring.
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elflaco:

Check out Mustmoto's journal--The 6/5 entry.

And how was the Fez?

[Edited on Jun 06, 2005 3:17AM]

elflaco:

Dude, I just noticed you have Rush listed as one of your favorite bands. It's my duty as someone who doesn't really care about Rush to make fun of you until the end of time. I'm sorry it has to be like that, but like...it just has to be like that. You understand, right?

So this is my favorite Rush line:

Well, I know they've always told you
Selfishness was wrong
Yet it was for me, not you, I came to write this song

I'll tell you what, I can't stop this any more than I can stop the Earth from rotating, but I'll make it up to you by opening up my "Favorite Bands" section, formerly empty.

I'm trying to think of a Rush Haiku, so you'd better shoot to kill wink

Edited to say--should be like shooting fish in a barrel, although I'm kidding about the Kylie Minogue. I realized she was totally ripping off Debbie Gibson, who is like...way more talented...a long time ago.

[Edited on Jun 27, 2005 5:23AM]

Friday May 13, 2005

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I found out last night over drinks that my friend Katie, who's a nurse at the hospital I was taken to after my accident, called my friend Josh the day after I got out of surgery and told him that, based on my x-rays, if the injury had been any worse I almost definitely would've lost my arm.

As in amputation.

This was...
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elflaco:

Weird. I made a comment on this journal entry and it never showed up. Or maybe I was drunk and I never clicked submit. Can't be certain.

elflaco:

Okay, that guy on the left side of your profile pic is starting to creep me out. Who is he, and why is he smiling at you while you lick the air? He must disturb me no longer.

Wednesday May 04, 2005

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So holy shit, I really fucked myself up last month in a bike accident. Broke my elbow, necessitating a seven hour-long surgery and a five day hospital stay. It'll be months before I'm fully recovered, but the good news is that, as previously mentioned, I'm expected to fully recover. The other good news is that I have the most bitchin' ten inch...
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elflaco:

Cool. May swing by tonight. Usually hang out at the Boiler Room on Wednesdays, so it'll just be a slight detour.

Haven't heard of either of the bands you mentioned. I don't do music much. Only reason I was at this show is my roommate bought an extra ticket. Last show I was at before that was the P-Funk a couple years back. They were better five years ago when George Clinton wasn't walking death, but they still put on a damn good show, I think. It's odd, I seem to make friends with musically inclined/interested people, but sorta just listen to whatever myself. My last GF played oboe for the Puerto Rico symphony. She was always playing weird orchestra and opera stuff for me. Some of that was pretty awesome. Last thing I discovered on my own was a medley called "Rodeohead". So awesome.

Wind-up Bird Chronicles: good stuff. With OMM, well, I could say enough to fill up a book. I will say I'm glad they never reviewed the game I was a programmer on. So this guy is also a fantastic blog-style writer:
TMGAIHAA
The FAQ at the bottom of the page is a riot, as well.

elflaco:

I picked up Resident Evil 4. At first I thought you were nuts for liking it, but then it started getting better really fast. I didn't even figure out I could run until 3 hours into the game. That sure made things easier.

Tuesday Mar 01, 2005

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Holy crap, I kind of forgot about this thing, as is evidenced by the fact that everyone in my friends list is dead. Except Seanbaby, who is immortal, like Peter Pan, or Jesus before the Jews and Romans got him.

Anyway, I don't mind talking to myself when I say that things are way more awesome than they were last year. I get action...
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roxysmash:

hey miss thaaannnng. Whatchoo doin?

elflaco:

Your profile is tits. Have you ever seen "A Blood-Stained Sword"? I'd recommend looking into it. You definitely want the English-dubbed version.

Thursday Dec 02, 2004

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Ladies.

They are horrible, treacherous, meddlesome creatures of the night, they are not to be trusted, and I wish I could honestly say that I wanted nothing to do with them for as long as I continue to draw shallow, pensive breaths.

But I do. I so desperately, pathetically do.

Everything else is fine, I still work at Ground Kontrol, I might cowrite a semi-regular...
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Wednesday Aug 25, 2004

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For those of you that haven't heard or don't care but can't stop reading this sentence: I'm single again, for the first time in almost seven years.

The Good: not sure yet.
The Bad: just about everything else.
The Ugly: my friend's couch isn't very comfortable.

Drop me an email if you want my new cell number.
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lenore:

thurs-sun

jayden:

whoa buddy. Sorry about that.

Do you still work at Ground Kontrol? I'm going to come in and harass you next time I'm in S.W.

Sunday Aug 01, 2004

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Not much to say. Been drinking a lot lately, which is weird for me. Having a good summer. Hope your's is going well, too.
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seanbaby:

Yeah, I'll be in town until the 20th. Then I'm flying to Vegas to watch UFC and waterslide with JL, Kitty, and Bryan. Steven Seagal is ON.

lenore:

I totally want to see the xmas special of the office....I'm sad that there aren't anymore seasons.

Monday May 31, 2004

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"My friends are always complaining about how hard it is to have kids. 'It's so hard to have a kid, David. I mean, I love her and everything, but it's so hard.' "No, fuck that, man. Having kids isn't hard. You know what's hard? Convincing your girlfriend to get her third consecutive abortion. That's hard. That takes finesse. Having a...
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fancier:

david cross, is, fucking GOD.

jayden:

Mark, let me know when you work and I'll come in and visit you. word.

Wednesday May 19, 2004

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School has a way of sucking the fun out of your life that leaves you sad and depressed and more than a little jealous of people with friends. But I think my buddy Ben and I are going to be doing a coastal roadtrip this summer, so I'm looking forward to that. We'll start off in Portland, because Ben's never been here...
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alyssum:

Oh man, you know how hot I get when you talk about ActiveX and naked lady icons in the same paragraph... wink We so need to hurry the hell up and start hiring people again, there's all of about 200 people on the planet who know what all the words in your comment even mean, and 198 of those are already in the biz.
So is school what's keeping you hidden away from coming out drinking with us? That is depressing!
I gotta agree with those many comments, I'm waiting patiently for the all porn and McGuyver channel now.

anything:

Elron Hubbard? That's the best outfit ever!

I have to say that I am impressed they haven't changed the Nielsen graphics in the last 60 years. I guess they haven't updated the technology either, if they are still using diaries.

DIARIES.

Dear Nielsen,
Today I spanked it to 14 hours of Pornography (asst.) straight. I have a crush on Bobby. I think I'm pregnant. LOLS!
LYLAS!

Wednesday Apr 21, 2004

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alyssum:

Yes indeed, May is apparently Expose Your Inner Dork month! biggrin Thanks to a certain littlelostrobot, I'll be on TV in about a week too.
I forgot to mention, last time I saw you... if you got a strange text-message on your birthday that wasn't signed, something about Greetings from Hawaii, that wasn't from some random nut job. That was me realizing from very far away, that I would be missing it.

[Edited on May 04, 2004 1:36PM]

black_tar_heroin:

sean baby sean baby

Tuesday Jan 06, 2004

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Holy shit.

In other news, being indoors for days on end, coupled with my completely unproductive lifestyle, has made me uncharacteristically depressed. And a friend is talking about moving away, which is always sad.

I really just enjoy feeling sorry for myself from time to time.

I'm thinking of investing serious time and effort into converting an old Mac SE/30 I've got...
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hippomonki:

happy birthday to you!
hope you have an awesome day and a great birthday weekend as well!
E ooo aaa

seanbaby:

You're dead. DEAD.