Why? Why does everything just disappear when you just finished writing a nice long update? At times, I hate this little machine!
My son is asleep on the air bed in the living room. I'm sitting on the couch typing this entry.
I'm straving! I need to eat and their is nothing in the frig. I have to go to the market today.
I was tagged today. I'm supposed to write 20 interesting things about myself no-one knows about me.
Here goes;
1) I have very long toes. Kind of freakest really. My daughter has the some toes and hates me for giving them to her.
2) I haven't had sex in about a year. I am coming to my limit on this one.
3) I have 1 sister and 4 brothers. I basically see them once a year, Christmas Eve. Don't ask me why. We are not very close.
4) My cock bends slightly to the left and I can come without touching it. Mind control is awesome.
5) I love my mother. She is the greatest mom anyone could ever have.
6) 9 course chinese picnic, assotment of individual desserts, champagne on the beach will get you laid every time.
7) When I was married I had 3 pairs of shoes; sneakers, dress and one for work. Now I have 20 or more. I needed half a closet for my clothes before, now I need two walkin closets for them.
8) I love laying next to a women and having her arms wrapped around me with my head buried in her neck.
9) I grew up with all my brothers and me in the same room. We could fit two bunk beds and a half bed in it with just enough room to walk between the beds. We had one tiny closet.
10) There is nothing like falling asleep at the end of the day with a women in your arms.
11) I dated a women in panama for 5 months. She had the hottest pussy ever. It was on fire. We were like bunnies doing it all the time when we were together.
12) I had an affair with an apprentice at the end of my marriage. She made me feel wanted agian.
13) My thumb can trun backwards at a 90 degree angle. Freaky
14) I can spin my eye balls in a circle really fast. I taught myself this in high school history class.
15) I love women with tattooes. I think they are so cool and sexy.
16) My first hard-on was in a public swimming pool. I was 10 or 11 I'm not sure anymore. Two girls were swimming between my legs and touching me.
17) I saw my first tit when I was 14. I was talking to this girl after swim pactice. She was wearing only a towel. Some guy ran by and pulled it off her. She had beautiful skin and nice rosy nipples. Memories of youth.
18) Driving really fast makes me hard. (over 100)
19) I have never been drunk, stoned or high on any drug. I never threwup from drinking.
20) My daughter and I are freakestly linked. We talk about everything and I mean everything.
My son has gotten up. It's time to get off this site before I have to explain it to him.
thanks connielingus for being my friend.
My son is asleep on the air bed in the living room. I'm sitting on the couch typing this entry.
I'm straving! I need to eat and their is nothing in the frig. I have to go to the market today.
I was tagged today. I'm supposed to write 20 interesting things about myself no-one knows about me.
Here goes;
1) I have very long toes. Kind of freakest really. My daughter has the some toes and hates me for giving them to her.
2) I haven't had sex in about a year. I am coming to my limit on this one.
3) I have 1 sister and 4 brothers. I basically see them once a year, Christmas Eve. Don't ask me why. We are not very close.
4) My cock bends slightly to the left and I can come without touching it. Mind control is awesome.
5) I love my mother. She is the greatest mom anyone could ever have.
6) 9 course chinese picnic, assotment of individual desserts, champagne on the beach will get you laid every time.
7) When I was married I had 3 pairs of shoes; sneakers, dress and one for work. Now I have 20 or more. I needed half a closet for my clothes before, now I need two walkin closets for them.
8) I love laying next to a women and having her arms wrapped around me with my head buried in her neck.
9) I grew up with all my brothers and me in the same room. We could fit two bunk beds and a half bed in it with just enough room to walk between the beds. We had one tiny closet.
10) There is nothing like falling asleep at the end of the day with a women in your arms.
11) I dated a women in panama for 5 months. She had the hottest pussy ever. It was on fire. We were like bunnies doing it all the time when we were together.
12) I had an affair with an apprentice at the end of my marriage. She made me feel wanted agian.
13) My thumb can trun backwards at a 90 degree angle. Freaky
14) I can spin my eye balls in a circle really fast. I taught myself this in high school history class.
15) I love women with tattooes. I think they are so cool and sexy.
16) My first hard-on was in a public swimming pool. I was 10 or 11 I'm not sure anymore. Two girls were swimming between my legs and touching me.
17) I saw my first tit when I was 14. I was talking to this girl after swim pactice. She was wearing only a towel. Some guy ran by and pulled it off her. She had beautiful skin and nice rosy nipples. Memories of youth.
18) Driving really fast makes me hard. (over 100)
19) I have never been drunk, stoned or high on any drug. I never threwup from drinking.
20) My daughter and I are freakestly linked. We talk about everything and I mean everything.
My son has gotten up. It's time to get off this site before I have to explain it to him.
thanks connielingus for being my friend.
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I have been eating nothing but soluble fiber for 48 or so hours (& cursing the blandness of it the whole time ha ha) & drinking lots of water & drinking peppermint tea (which has some sort of properties that calm tummies). I am feeling much better & will add some lowfat stuff tomorrow (I still will lay completely off the insoluble fiber for the rest of the week, which can irritate guts). If all goes according to my little plan, I will be eating anything I want by the Sunday or so.
I am really becoming too much of an expert at this digestion bullshit.