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I haven't thought about sex and love in such a long time. I'm going to forget to lose my virginity.
daniofthedead:
hyahahh ironically enough, i just saw that 40 year old virgin movie lastnight. which is FUCKING hilarious.
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user209834982:
i love your screen name. its so cute! miao!!
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Apparently, you need 60 college credits, a driver's license, and 21 years of being alive under your belt to qualify to be a corrections officer. Then there's the psychological health profile, the physical tests, and finally four months at an academy. After that, it's two years of probation with a 26,000 a year salary. After 20 years they expect you to retire. I can understand...
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aeryn:
Yeah for college!

Obscure comment you made but still made me smile.
aeryn:
Ahah -it's from the training manual! Now I need to read where it gives information on how to handle all the emotions that belong to other people that are in those bags.
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Tomorrow I have my job interview for the corrections officer gig. I don't want it and the only reason I'm going is to appease my dad. I pretty consistently go along with his ideas, but he still considers me to be selfish and ungrateful.

Yeah, maybe I am. I don't know. I'm not really the type to say thank you after every meal or even...
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aeryn:
DO NOT TAKE THE JOB AS A PRISON GUARD! DO NOT GO TO IRAQ! You will be able to find a away to go to college...or do what YOU want with out your parents help or blessing. Really.
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Whether or not I go back to school depends heavily on a big guy in the sky who's uncomfortable with the gays and as elusive as el chupacabra.
aeryn:
Im sure there were chupacabre sighting recently! I saw it on the papers as I waited in line to buy my plastic wrapped food.

There is a big guy in the sky? I should spend more time up there.
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You know what's hot? Women in fake moustaches. Big, ridiculous French-style moustaches.. I was reluctant to link to that because I'm always worried that people will take offense when I admit to finding them attractive, but I really felt the need to illustrate my point. The moustache fetish actually dates back to a couple of years ago when I saw the girl from Belle...
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finch:
while i'd definitely be willing to do that for you, i don't know when i'll be able to. tomorrow i move, tuesday and wednesday i work pretty much all day (both jobs), thursday i've gotta be in my apartment after work because i'm getting furniture delivered, and friday i'm headed to pittsburgh frown
necia:
Aside from the whole women-in-fake-moustaches part, I hear ya. Depression is a bitch to unlearn, if that makes sense. I'm going to assume that it does, to you. whatever
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It's a bit bizarre, living in a world where God might or might not exist. The fact that this is even possible says a lot about what we (would) expect from Him. If God disappeared one day, would anyone even notice? Maybe some of you think the world would plummet into chaos and darkness or whatever, but I think that the entirety of creation can...
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daniofthedead:
you should really read the book called something like 'god's debris'. ironically by the guy who does dillbert, but its got an awesome theory., just figured id throw it out thurrrr ARRR!!!
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Someone up there really likes me.

Ha ha, just kidding. biggrin
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So I told myself that I'd abandon my homoerotic tale of robo-sacrilege if I didn't get any positive feedback, and I didn't soooo if I ever write anything, ever it'll have to be a completely NEW idea.

So when I'm drunk I feel really fast. I don't mean to suggest I'm imbued with super-speed, but it feels like the delay between when I think about...
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finch:
any luck on the housing front? i'm keeping my eyes and ears open for you.
necia:
smile

I like reading your thoughts thus far. You think--and write--interestingly.
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I didn't get the apartment, which sucks, but I hadn't expected to so it wasn't so bad. Seeeeee, pessimism does have its benefits....

It also helps that I'm having a good time in Seattle with Margi. I don't know if being here and seeing her is the kinda thing I'd only be able to work out just this once, so I'd say I'm fairly determined...
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