I AM OUT OF HERE. MAYBE SOMEDAY IN THE NEAR FUTURE I WIL BE BACK AGAIN BUT NOT NOW.

LATER DAYS EVERYONE ITS BEEN IINTERESTINGS.

Thinking/planning the trip back to MN.

It is going to take about 10 to 15 days to travel from Las Vegas NV to Northern MN, depending on what some of my friends along the way are doing for the holidays. Planning to stop and visit with everyone I know and do some sight-seeing along the way, back home. Pretty damn excited to be going places...
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I met DDP. One cool wrestler.

I was at the Mall with my 5-year-old Nephew last week and we got separated.

He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my Uncle!"

"What's he like?" asked the policeman.

"Beer and women with big boobs," replied my nephew.

I've never been more proud of him.

It was World War II, and the captain was attempting to rally the GIs on the eve of a big offensive.

"Out there," said the captain, gesturing toward the front lines, "is your enemy. The man who has made your life miserable, who is working to destroy you; the man who has been trying to kill you day after day throughout this war."

There was...
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As a new bride, Aunt Edna moved into the small home on her husband's ranch in Wyoming. She put a shoebox on a shelf in her closet and asked her husband never to touch it.

For fifty years, Uncle Jack left the box alone, until Aunt Edna was old and dying. One day, when he was putting their affairs in order, he found the box...
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In a Florida rest home one elderly gent looks up from the evening's card game and exclaims loudly, "How old do you think I am?"

One of the elderly ladies looks up and says, "Stand up for a second."

He stands up.

"Loosen your pants and drop your drawers," she commands.

He does.

"Turn around."

He does.

The elderly lady closes one eye and says...
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An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blond Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch when the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building!"

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get...
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So I finally get to go to work today I think I am goint o like working for this company. Thier Motto is: Have Fun Make Money
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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in he room stops to...
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Well I Finally might be starting working agian this weekend. Thye wil let me know onthe 14th. I got a final interview on Monday and orientation on Thursday for a 4 to 6 hours. What they hell are they going to tell me for 4 to 6 hours about bouncing? Don't care - BECAUSE I AM GETTING PAID.

Okay and the JOKE for the day...
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