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I read somewhere that creativity often comes from repetitive tasks. I have found this to be true. I sometimes come up with great songs while cleaning. I recently was reminded of this theory while driving the other day. I was on my way to pick up John from work, when a station wagon nearly clipped me.

"RAT FUCKER!" flew from my lips. I've never used...
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Quick Disclaimer: I am severely pop culture impaired and this is about the first concert I've ever gone to...which was last night. Pathetic, I know, but there it is. Also, I realize how mainstream the group whose virtues I'm about to extoll is, but talent is talent...no matter where you find it. Plus, they don't like Pres. Bush either, which makes them A-okay in my...
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Without her make up and her expensive designer clothing, Paris Hilton is actually a rare and exotic African bird called the "That's Hot" crane, which is indicative of the sound it makes during mating season. Paris Hilton is the last one left, since they die if they go more than three nights without a camera flashing on them or dance club music blasting in their...
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Okay, third old ass blog I'm sharing today and I'm done.


There is something that I'm more afraid of than anything else. To me it is more terrifying than double jointed freaks and Richard Simmons. Yes, it's even more petrifying to me than having to call for a pizza delivery. There is one thing that I can call my biggest phobia and that would be...
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I wrote this almost two years ago, but it's still exactly who I am.


I read this page in a book about birthdays of the year making us all unique. My birthday is July 17th. It said that those born on this day strive for greatness and never feel complete unless we achieve it. I've never read something that so accurately describes who I am...
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I wrote this some time back, so I would just like to update something. I wrote that Bush elected an idiot to head FEMA and that created problems. Well, turns out Brown wasn't such a moron. Bush refused to listen to him when Brown warned him New Orleans would be screwed if hit by a hurricane. The Bush Administration then decided to use Brown as...
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I like to think I'm an articulate person. However, once in a while, I pick up on some annoying verbal ruts I get myself in. For instance, I like to end a lot of sentences with the word "basically." I think I use that word when I don't know how to wrap something up. It really has nothing to do with the rest of the...
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This is my first entry here. Usually, I'm prepared for a new journalling experience, but not today. Today, I'm tired and a little angry. No, it's not that time of the month. It's just really easy to piss me off. The one thing I'm really enjoying now is the vomiting smilie under where I'm typing .