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"I'm sorry, I can't do it with you looking at me like that."

"What?"

"I don't know. You're eyes are piercing me."

"Do you want me to leave?"

"No, no. It's fine. I had to go really bad a minute ago, I swear, so I don't know what's going on."

"I can leave if you want. It's no big deal."

"No, I want you to stay. I think I'm just nervous."

"Why?"

"Because you keep looking at me like that."

"Like what?"

"Straight into my soul. How can I piss with someone looking straight into my soul?"