Sunday May 18, 2003

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(Finding a place to live in June at the last minute is like taking out an 8g glass spiral before going to sleep and then waking up to find the hole healed down, but, unwilling to admit defeat, squeezing the sucker back into its orifice before any more damage is done.)

(My life is its own silly simile.)
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bryn:
you should move here, dearest garfield. then we shall never be parted for such horrible, excrushiating lengths of timebiggrin
__mimi:
fuck THAT

we be like A.S. TWO HUNDRED TWENTY MUTHAFUCKIN THOUSAND.

damn.

Sunday May 11, 2003

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Thanks for all your posts, despite my disappearance. Things have become difficult for me lately, but hopefully I will have a large part of it sorted by Tuesday. I'll write more then, explaining my mishaps, and I'll try to make it interesting by throwing in some helicopters and gratuitous explosions.

I played a show tonight in Brooklyn. Maybe next time I should post it as...
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xxanastasiaxx:
Yipee the picture is back!!! kiss
can't wait to leave and get back, we have some painting to do. wink
bryn:
madame garfield, dont be sad frown turn that frown smile upside down. ok. i am a nerd. if you played in philly i would come *nods head vigorously* to every show. you just wait. ill prove it to yeh
--katinka.com

Thursday May 08, 2003

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The mysterious disappearance of roamingaround:

It was a dark and stormy night. Roamy got hired as a part time retail bitch, and when one of her coworkers quit, she got bumped up to full time. Nary a free moment does she have, but when she does, she spends it replying to email and getting it on with her man.

The End
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missprint:
Glad you're back! Did you go to that show last Tuesday? Sorry I could not attend. I have been totally swamped with work and will continue to be for the next few weeks, but you know how it is.

-'night
cheech:
long time no on IM...makin' me boohoo

Sunday May 04, 2003

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Best pickup lines:

-You look sad. What's wrong?
-I'm not a weirdo or anything, but do you want to come home with me, um, right now?
-Is there any chance of you getting your tits out?
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_v_:
where are you lady?
avenger:
where will you be wallowing in alcohol? i'm in...call me.

Thursday May 01, 2003

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roamingaround's world-famous Personality Test:

1. My favorite color is:
a) putrid
b) obsequious
c) altruistic
d) invisible

2. I enjoy:
a) genocide
b) infanticide
c) regicide
d) pesticide

3. I _____ in the face of danger.
a) eat goat feces
b) stalk celebrities
c) watch pornographic films
d) redecorate

4. If I was an animal, I would be a:
a) teenager
b) remote-control car
c)...
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avenger:
tendencies of yellowish green lethargy?
alia666:
Haha! You and your pickup lines. *ruffles your hair*

Tuesday Apr 29, 2003

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"And what was a week, when you stopped to consider? Just a little circuit from Monday to Sunday--and then it was Monday again. You had only to keep asking about the value and meaning of the next smaller unit to realize that taken together they would not add up to a sum, but rather that such calculations led to diminishment, obliteration, shrinkage, and annihilation."

Thomas...
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missprint:
Walking sounds good to me. That way you can drink and not worry. We can take a cab back. I'll call you tomorrow eveneing if that's allright?
ikilledpinky:
have you ever flet the need to dumb yourself down to make the others around you feel more comfortable? i got that feeling a few days ago, but never acted on it

Tuesday Apr 29, 2003

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The sheets still have not been changed. Last night, I was wrapped in his. These things can't be explained.

This week's forecast: optimistic, with a chance of stupidity.

But I may be getting a visitor, and that will take my mind off these things---bring me back to center. Despite everything, last week was wonderful, mostly because everything seemed so fresh. New friends, warmer weather, and...
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_v_:
ah
simple delights
i am embrassing them right now
minimalism:
Are you flirting with me, cause you're flirtin' with danger, my lady.

Saturday Apr 26, 2003

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He changed the sheets while I was asleep, turning me over and pushing me to the side so he could pull them underneath, over, and put the cases on the pillows. I barely remember it.

It's not for nostalgia's sake, not memory or sentiment, that I have failed to change them since. Pieces of his skin still creep into mine each night, but I don't...
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cheech:
now I don't know

but I've been told

if that horse won't pull

you gotta carry the load
avenger:
thanks for the offer, but i need to stay home to watch six feet under...

Friday Apr 25, 2003

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Cotillion highlights:

-killer spicy salad dressing
-the blinding flash
-ozymandias' boating story
-mimi's tongue
-laughing with cherie in the restroom
-deathsurf's rad rectangle earrings

The next event is already in the works, so long as Mister Events Coordinator accepts the challenge...

skull
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frank_castle:
i love me some salad dressing
__mimi:
I'm glad my tongue made such an impression...

ON YOUR ASS!!

sorry I was so zonked and rambly last night. that's what happens when I'm dead drunk'n'tired. see you when I get back.

Thursday Apr 24, 2003

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I can't believe it--I've got the flu.

Does this mean I'm lovesick?

Argh!!!! mad

Well, I'm be in bed all day, taking Nyquil and drinking tea, computer on my lap and "The Magic Mountain" in hand. So please drop me a message. Sign on to AIM if you can. Tell me a bedtime story. You can all, collectively, be my surrogate boyfriend.

kiss

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missprint:
I had a great time. Thanks for the ride and the lollipop! Im so glad you were feeling well enough to come. Oh, are you seriously interested in that Dictators show on the 2nd? Its $10. Ill be there. Let me know.
alia666:
I hope you start feeling better honey. kiss

Wednesday Apr 23, 2003

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Green tea cures all. So I sit and sip.

Tell me something about yourself.
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__mimi:
mmm... maximillian's green tea ice cream. yummm. I'm thinking it's about time to take that trip up hope street.

something about me?
when I was little I was afraid of everything but pretended I was fearless. Now? I think I'm living the lie.
bryn:
i was born at 8 am on a snowy day in december to a lovely lady with childbearing hips.... oh wait. you dont want to hear everything about me from day one. or do you?
i made green cookies. theyre white chocolate chip cookies, that i spiked with mint and green food coloring. no one will buy my weirdness at the bakesale frown
so i fart on your poopyhead boss. let my sweet garfield go!
the kids are thinking we should go camping in the poconos. hmmm.... stinky no showers and too much bugspray for a week... sounds feckin great!
a life of crime would be fabulous with you, mdear! so which one are you, thelma or louise?

Tuesday Apr 22, 2003

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Well, welcome to my very first drunken journal entry. For those of you who read the last one, you know why....

Thanks so much for your words and company (ha, you know who you are). I will try to make your efforts worthwhile by posting brilliant, hungover responses in your journals tomorrow. kiss

Anyway, it was a surprisingly serene ending to a shitty day. the_nihilist and...
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alexkarina:
Yes, you would make a wonderful magician's assistant! However, I only do close-up magic, tabletop sleights of hand that don't require one.

I think you're really brilliant. Don't let this ingrate get you down.
ayn:
Those sheets are lionfire's, we did a set for this site but I didn't want to do it just yet - maybe later. If you're looking for another bf you should talk to lionfire he doesn't cheat i know for a fact . smile
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