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"Love me!"
"No!"
"Why not?"
"You're bad!"
"No!"
"Why not?"
"You're bad!"
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__mimi:
ugh. boys are stupid when they don't return phone calls. grocery shopping was fun. I like doing errands with friends. it turns life from "mundane" to FUNDANE!
so I guess you're not "bad" in that lovable Michael Jackson kind of way?
so I guess you're not "bad" in that lovable Michael Jackson kind of way?
bean:
You're bad? Sounds like a perfectly good reason to love you more.
I am very bad at games. All games.
I hate being a loser.
I hate being a loser.
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cheech:
I did your thing of a couple days back; I put it through French a couple times for good measure:
before-- In the garden of Eden, baby, don't you know that I love you? In the garden of Eden, honey, don't you know that I'll always be true?
after-- In don't the garden you know Eden, baby that I love you? In don't the garden you know Eden, honey which I am always applicable?
before-- In the garden of Eden, baby, don't you know that I love you? In the garden of Eden, honey, don't you know that I'll always be true?
after-- In don't the garden you know Eden, baby that I love you? In don't the garden you know Eden, honey which I am always applicable?
rozehead:
sweetie, you jus' come on ovah and we'll play strip/drinkin' Jenga. in that game, there are *no* losers.
-rozehead
-rozehead
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A gratuitous pussy shot...
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A gratuitous pussy shot...
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xxanastasiaxx:
oh gosh..no I didn't..haven't checked my messages..guess I should do that!
ikilledpinky:
damn thats hot 
Roamy's Exquisite Corpse
Instructions:
1. Go to http://world.altavista.com/
2. Type a sentence.
3. Translate it into German.
4. Translate the German back into English.
5. Repeat steps 3 & 4, for good measure.
6. Post the original sentence and the final translation in my journal.
Here, I'll go first.
Original sentence: I drove as fast as I could, and Lindsay threw oranges at pedestrians.
Translated...
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avenger:
fine...see what i care...
i went to the brickway without ya and my omelette was wicked yummy...
i went to the brickway without ya and my omelette was wicked yummy...
leavemehere:
Original - He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.
Translation - It, forms an animal of, becomes those for pain of the Seins a man loosely.
Translation - It, forms an animal of, becomes those for pain of the Seins a man loosely.
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"Being homeless sucks. I'm glad we're only doing it for a day."
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"Being homeless sucks. I'm glad we're only doing it for a day."
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xxanastasiaxx:
Thinking about you squirreling away anais nin made me smile. 
ikilledpinky:
but couch surfing is so liberating
Today is moving day.
Tomorrow is moving day.
Putting my life in boxes is getting me down...
Tomorrow is moving day.
Putting my life in boxes is getting me down...
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ikilledpinky:
i dont know how ive been lately, too many things swarming in the grey matter
metamorphosis:
moving is absolutely the worst ever. argh. good luck, keep ya head up, and don't forget to smile occasionally. boxes are temporary, after all.
Spent the evening cooped up in his bedroom, behind closed door, with my laptop. I hate, hate, HATE (did I mention: HATE!!!) being ignored by my significant other at social gatherings. Especially when it's a gathering of HIS friends, at HIS place.
I got tired of talking to strangers. I was getting a headache. I wanted them to leave so we could curl up in...
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I got tired of talking to strangers. I was getting a headache. I wanted them to leave so we could curl up in...
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_v_:
that is harsh
i'm sorry you should have kicked him
i'm sorry you should have kicked him
user092840:
Should have beat him to a bloody pulp with the love paddle...
right on his face...
that jackass.
Hope your alright...
@hugs@
right on his face...
that jackass.
Hope your alright...
@hugs@
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the dog thought, he must be killing her. she's making the same sounds that come with the smell of blood. the dog kept his ears up, listening. his nose searched the air, with his front legs parallel against the floor, not moving. he must be killing her, thought the dog. his nose searched the air for the blood and tears but there was only...
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the dog thought, he must be killing her. she's making the same sounds that come with the smell of blood. the dog kept his ears up, listening. his nose searched the air, with his front legs parallel against the floor, not moving. he must be killing her, thought the dog. his nose searched the air for the blood and tears but there was only...
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xxanastasiaxx:
I really like that.
missprint:
I'm all done. I'm going home for about a week. I'll bother you when I get back!
Close your eyes and picture what you want---really picture it, every detail, every flaw and every line---and you will get it.
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__mimi:
hey, sorry I was so out of it the other day. I was totally shell-shocked.
getting back to normal now. let's hang out really soon like this weekend or something.
getting back to normal now. let's hang out really soon like this weekend or something.
razor13:
and when you lose it the pain will be unbearable, but the in between is the cream filling....
All hail the_nihilist:
Type hard, die young.
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lsd25:
kPOW.
(to answer yer question) i used to shoot rifles a lot, at targets. i did good. in the past five years i've very rarely shot... except occasionally at my gf's family's house. they are old school and live in the woods. shotgun to scare off the bear and whatnot.
but i'm totally up for shooting--i'm not sure where to start (considering low budget, etc). we'll have to look into it. - - - IID
(to answer yer question) i used to shoot rifles a lot, at targets. i did good. in the past five years i've very rarely shot... except occasionally at my gf's family's house. they are old school and live in the woods. shotgun to scare off the bear and whatnot.
but i'm totally up for shooting--i'm not sure where to start (considering low budget, etc). we'll have to look into it. - - - IID
avenger:
'ON THE THIRD DAY HE ROSE AGAIN FROM THE DEAD; HE ASCENDED INTO HEAVEN'
(these are the random thoughts that keep popping up in my head preventing me from sleeping. hope you're feeling better.)
good answer girl!