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Jesus, its been a while since I got on here.

I need to do it more often.

I was talking to some chick, right? We start talking about places we've had sex, and I mention I've had sex in a dressing room.

She then tells me that's gross.

I was like what the fuck? Are you kidding me?

Please, SG, tell me that there are more normal people out there who agree that getting laid in a dressing room is hot as...
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Alright, check this out.

My mom got a package for me, right? It has my name on it, a heart, and no return address. Its from France. I was killing myself trying to figure out what the hell it was.

Then it dawned on me.

I'm about 90% sure it is a couple SG photos that I bought and had autographed.

Lol, mom, please don't...
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Okay, so I call the pizza place, give them my order, and they ask if there's anything else.

I say "yeah, do you have a hot chick anywhere that could deliver it?"

They sounded pissed. Was it such an unreasonable request?

All these hotties with blue hair on the site are killing me!

Where the hell are you in real life!?

I keep hearing that ladies love guys in uniform. Why do I never run into any of them? :/

I don't understand why people act like Whitney Houston's singing somehow overshadows the fact that she was a drug addict. If a homeless guy OD'd he would have "got what was coming to him."

Damn. February already. I'll get going home soon. Can't wait to get smashed and get laid.

Afghanistan has really blown, but overall I'm glad I went. It gives me an experience I couldn't get elsewhere. Granted, getting shot it is really more trouble than its worth, haha. Glad all my buddies are still in one piece.

The only thing I'm tired of is people back...
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