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Jesus, its been a while since I got on here.

I need to do it more often.
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zebrah:
hey i adore this blog those mountains are amazing
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I was talking to some chick, right? We start talking about places we've had sex, and I mention I've had sex in a dressing room.

She then tells me that's gross.

I was like what the fuck? Are you kidding me?

Please, SG, tell me that there are more normal people out there who agree that getting laid in a dressing room...
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peccavigianna:
Lol funny. Btw me too!!
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yoko_:
jajaja thnk u kiss
lollercoaster:
Hi! Congrats on getting laid haha
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Alright, check this out.

My mom got a package for me, right? It has my name on it, a heart, and no return address. Its from France. I was killing myself trying to figure out what the hell it was.

Then it dawned on me.

I'm about 90% sure it is a couple SG photos that I bought and had autographed.

Lol, mom, please...
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Okay, so I call the pizza place, give them my order, and they ask if there's anything else.

I say "yeah, do you have a hot chick anywhere that could deliver it?"

They sounded pissed. Was it such an unreasonable request?
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All these hotties with blue hair on the site are killing me!

Where the hell are you in real life!?
cakemix:
stockholm. altho i do realise you do not mean me, lol x
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I keep hearing that ladies love guys in uniform. Why do I never run into any of them? :/
murphy_love:
You don't want a girl that jus wants your for your uniform! *cough* tag chasers *cough*
marysville:
you never run into us cuz we stay away from the snow. But we do love a man in uniform
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I don't understand why people act like Whitney Houston's singing somehow overshadows the fact that she was a drug addict. If a homeless guy OD'd he would have "got what was coming to him."
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Damn. February already. I'll get going home soon. Can't wait to get smashed and get laid.

Afghanistan has really blown, but overall I'm glad I went. It gives me an experience I couldn't get elsewhere. Granted, getting shot it is really more trouble than its worth, haha. Glad all my buddies are still in one piece.

The only thing I'm...
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