rigormortis

1. I finished Mortuary School but must pass my National licensing exam before my degree is legitimate.
2. I had a wondrous time meeting all of the Girls at Havana. It's the first time that I've been in a room with so many beautiful women at the same time.
3. My costume collection for work is becoming special. Sometimes I forget how fascinating it is to dress up and become a living fantasy.
4. I'm very happy with life right now.

Now let's turn our attention to a poem that I found in my saved documents, titled The Rocky Dennis Effect.

These things are good:
The infinite goodness of blow-up bath pillows,
the rock music as a form of therapy,
mandibular sutures,
my cats and how they are extensions of my inner being,
time spent alone.

These things are a drag:
wearing nice boots to a metal show and wrecking them,
unconscious cuticle mutilation,
strong formaldehyde fumes,
getting too fucked up,
time spent alone.

If you don't know who Rocky Dennis is, you should look up the movie Mask and watch it.