rexx

sooo for some reason my friends have decided that they are going to start kickin it with a large group of freshly turned 18 bimbos....

i kind of enjoy it because they all sort of worship me for being legally able to drink and because they think its like "sooo totally cool omg!" that i have tattoos and work at nordstrom because they have nothing of substance in their meager little brains rather than thinking they may possibly bribe me to give them a discount on designer shoes.....

yeah fucking right, spit for brains.

i know booty is booty but please, have some fucking standards. especially when you are my boys. and i have to suffer with your prey of choice.

what is attractive about a shallow 18 year old who forces you to buy them nothing but sparks and zima? drink a fucking beer you stupid cunt. they then proceed to get drunk within like 3 minutes and all you can here from the balcony is "like!" "omg!" "ahhh!"

please. i wanted to gauge my eyes out with a rusted fork as soon as this herd of underage retards flooded my usual hang out spot. and insisted that we stop playing metal and listen to pop...really?

men are pathetic, because they bow to these requests...
come on, i thought my boys were cooler than that.

am i going to suffer with these children for the rest of the summer?
have my friends stooped to the lows of fratty douchebags?


i mean don't get me wrong, when i was younger i partied with the older kids so that doesn't bother me. becausei hated all the bitches that were shitty to me when i was a youngster. its just the pure stupidity of these girls they have selected.

for the love of christ i need to have an intellectual conversation as soon as possible to make up for the brain rape of last night.