requiem

So, Mister Puffycat has hyperthyroidism. Once her hormone levels have been stabilized with medication, she will be retested and evaluated for radioactive iodine treatment. If she does get the treatment, she will have to stay at the vet's for a week or two because she will be radioactive and therefore dangerous to me. She likes to sit on my lap and my parents will be furious with her if she nukes my nuts (my brother is gay, so it's all up to me...). I will miss Mister Puffycat while she's away, but leaving her at the vet is better than the alternative:

Mister Puffycay: "Mrrow"
Requiem: "No, Kitty, don't nuke my nuts!"
MP: "Mra, mow."
R: "No!"
MP: "Mrrrroow. Mraah."
R: "God damn it, Kitty!"
MP: "Meeowwwww, Worrrwah."
R: "Aaaaaaa, my nuts are melting!"