Monday Sep 22, 2008

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My folks were in town last night and we went out for Chinese food. My fortune cookie had the worst fortune ever:

Try a new hat for a change in looks. Be creative!



The cookie must have been made in China. It's contaminated with stupid.

inga:

haha! OMG that IS the dumbest fortune i've ever seen! Alothough one time I got one that said A New Bride Does Not Need A Bouguet Of Batteries.... surreal

Thursday Jul 24, 2008

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I have a new pet peeve: waiters and waitresses who ask if I need change when they pick up the payment for my check. It's subtly manipulative, suggesting I ought leave all the change as a tip. But today I experienced a new low: the waiter asked me if I needed change and when I said yes, he asked, "how much?" Not only did...
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stitchy:

My 85 y/o aunt goes ballistic when waiters ask if they need change. It's a lot of fun to watch, especially if she has had some wine. Never have they asked how much though. That's obscene.

ms_magdalena:

Holy Shit.



See, that's why I grab the presenter from the table with a gracious "I'll be right back with your change . . ," and return every penny of it. That way, the customer can let me know they won't need any *when* they *wish,* rather than me be an obtrusive bitch.


But then again, I'm good at hospitality.

Sunday Mar 23, 2008

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3 tacos from Taco Bell for dinner tonight and it was only $1.90! I gave the girl at the drive through window $5.90. She said, "Oh, crap, I entered $1.90 on the register. How much change do I owe you?" Fortunately I had my calculator with me in the car... surreal
gangstaswan:

Please tell me the calculator bit a joke.

Tuesday Feb 19, 2008

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I picked up a refill on Puffy's medication today. I got to the vet in the middle of all their end-of day shut-down activity. One actual vet works at the place and her office is just off the lobby. One of the techs was headed into the vet's office and on her way, she stepped onto the dog scale which is right outside...
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obd:

what? they've got premium wine. tongue

obd:

I don't know ... it looks like a fairly comprehensive selection ...

Sunday Feb 10, 2008

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Friday morning the classical music station became a country music station. The end is near.


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gangstaswan:

Of course you would you egotistical maniac!

obd:

they didn't go heavy metal? I though all of the classical stations eventually went metal.

Tuesday Jan 01, 2008

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For a couple hours today I had myself convinced that I wanted to go see Alien vs. Predator: Requiem. The long line at the theatre quickly brought me to my senses.

Spent NYE with four hot women, though at least two are lesbians. As for 2008, so far so good!
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gangstaswan:

Don't forget the two pussies prowling around.

obd:

You say that like it's a negative. Happy New Year.

Tuesday Nov 20, 2007

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jeremy:

Worst purse ever. Even for a man purse.

angelvanilla:

Monday Nov 12, 2007

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maxx:

yay! my video still gets props!

joscelyne:

I don't know why I only saw your most recent comment to me now, but alas, I don't believe it's a sports term. Is Warcraft a sport? I mean, really?

Thursday Nov 01, 2007

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I brewed a week's worth of spaghetti last weekend, just as I was getting over a cold. A word of advice: don't add garlic "to taste" when you're nose isn't working. I had some of my leftover spaghetti last night and still, 24 hours later, my shits smell like garlic.
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joscelyne: