requiem

My folks were in town last night and we went out for Chinese food. My fortune cookie had the worst fortune ever:

The cookie must have been made in China. It's contaminated with stupid.

I have a new pet peeve: waiters and waitresses who ask if I need change when they pick up the payment for my check. It's subtly manipulative, suggesting I ought leave all the change as a tip. But today I experienced a new low: the waiter asked me if I needed change and when I said yes, he asked, "how much?" Not only did I...
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3 tacos from Taco Bell for dinner tonight and it was only $1.90! I gave the girl at the drive through window $5.90. She said, "Oh, crap, I entered $1.90 on the register. How much change do I owe you?" Fortunately I had my calculator with me in the car...

I picked up a refill on Puffy's medication today. I got to the vet in the middle of all their end-of day shut-down activity. One actual vet works at the place and her office is just off the lobby. One of the techs was headed into the vet's office and on her way, she stepped onto the dog scale which is right outside the office....
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Friday morning the classical music station became a country music station. The end is near.

For a couple hours today I had myself convinced that I wanted to go see Alien vs. Predator: Requiem. The long line at the theatre quickly brought me to my senses.

Spent NYE with four hot women, though at least two are lesbians. As for 2008, so far so good!

Hey, don't eat that! That's mine.

I brewed a week's worth of spaghetti last weekend, just as I was getting over a cold. A word of advice: don't add garlic "to taste" when you're nose isn't working. I had some of my leftover spaghetti last night and still, 24 hours later, my shits smell like garlic.