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Saturday Dec 30, 2006

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So there's a guy auctioning off a $20 bill on E Bay. No big deal, ha ha been done before and all, but for some reason he's got it in the random hardcore porn section. You know the one where you need a credit card to prove you're 18 so that you can buy "I heart Mormon Pussy!" bracelets and taxidermied frogs fucking each other and bid to have some woman write your name on her shaved snatch.

Yeah, I'm still Christmas shopping.
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skeptik:
Hope you find something good. Me, I'd go for the stuffed fucking frogs.



Don't know if you've stumbled across my orphan thread, but it has been suggested that you might give some good advice. What do you think?

How are things really in NOLA? I'm moving down in a couple of weeks, and it would be really great to have an idea before I get there.
Dec 31, 2006
xani:


bid to have some woman write your name on her shaved snatch



brilliant!

Jan 20, 2007

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