hi i'm greg, and i'm addicted to bodywash. i feel so liberarated now. but for realzies, i keep buying bodywash. it usually axe bodywash. at last count, i have 8 different kinds that i rotate in and out. everytime i go to the store, i look in the aisle and see if they have a new one. and what did i see last night? why a commercial of a new "flavor". CHOCOLATE!!!! i can smell like chocolate. and then i thought about it, "do i want to smell like chocolate?" "would a black man who smells like chocolate confuse people?" could you imagine sitting next to a black guy on a plane or whatever and smelling chocolate? would you wonder if white people smell like vanilla? i may pick it up just to see what happens
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grigley:
WARNING! Chocolate body wash may lead to cannibalism.
danipoo:
What if you were to try vanilla body wash? What kind of confusion would that generate?