i have called you all here to ask the eternal question...should one take back a lover who has spurned him...or...take the leap of faith into the depths of debauchery with the lusty stripper lass?
now on one hand, the stripper lass does possess many fine qualities aside from her bodice...she's an entrepreneur, well spoken/well read, edumacated, from the Carribean, shares many interests with me...as well...
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now on one hand, the stripper lass does possess many fine qualities aside from her bodice...she's an entrepreneur, well spoken/well read, edumacated, from the Carribean, shares many interests with me...as well...
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i can't get no...
sat-is-faction.
i can't get no...
girlie action.
and i try...
and i try...
and i try...
and i try...
i can't get no...
no no no.
hey hey hey...
that's what i say.
sat-is-faction.
i can't get no...
girlie action.
and i try...
and i try...
and i try...
and i try...
i can't get no...
no no no.
hey hey hey...
that's what i say.
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neodrunk:
DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!!
Fuck Britney... no wait, me first. Please?
Fuck Britney... no wait, me first. Please?
shadowmancer:
You have to buy something.
it was easier to kick drugs than it is to walk by my computer not log into this site...it's sick.
i must be getting lonely.
i must be getting lonely.
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nuke:
I think if I hired a topless cleaning lady I'd be more inclined to keep dirtying up the place so she'd keep coming back. 
drstinkypants:
Hmmm.
read your post in Benni's journal.
Any fan of Benni that quotes the stones is ok by me
I know what you mean about SG too. I got a pink monkey on my back
read your post in Benni's journal.
Any fan of Benni that quotes the stones is ok by me
I know what you mean about SG too. I got a pink monkey on my back
best birthday ever...31 years from the moment i was born i am watching the sun creep through the rain soaked sky of Northeast Minneapolis, 100 hertz bass dropping like a wave in a warehouse and a couple hundred lifers in the prison of minimalism sharing rapture simultaneously...then Paul's wife makes me chocolate chip pancakes and i start a new year wrapped in someone else's clothing...
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miyu:
I don't celebrate mine because the last few birthdays have been awful. I have nothing against getting older (well not too much anyway 
) but when my family tries to do something for my day, it always ends up being disasterous. I think, like you, I would much prefer to celebrate my own way with no outside influence!
I saw that you were planning on going to WEMF this year. I am thinking about going but I've seen so many mixed responses about it I'm a little nervous to drive that far. What advice could you give a WEMF newbie?
) but when my family tries to do something for my day, it always ends up being disasterous. I think, like you, I would much prefer to celebrate my own way with no outside influence!
I saw that you were planning on going to WEMF this year. I am thinking about going but I've seen so many mixed responses about it I'm a little nervous to drive that far. What advice could you give a WEMF newbie?
virgins_prayer:
That sounds like a good way to put it thanks... <3
it was 5:10 am on the morning of May 23rd...my parents were watching Perry Mason...mom had eaten a gigantic sundae at Bridgeman's to try and freeze me out...suddenly, I was an only child in the 70's, and hours later i was circumcised and cried for my first time. how cruel is life?
this weekend i am going canoing and seeing Tortoise at the Fine Line...
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this weekend i am going canoing and seeing Tortoise at the Fine Line...
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parisambrosia:
My set?! That would only happen if I were 1. drugged or 2. if Herb Ritts were the photographer....considering he's not alive any more I guess we have to go with # 1. I'm too chicken to tell you the truth....and it wouldn't be good for my family if somehow they found out I had XXX pictures on the internet of myself. 
parisambrosia:
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY! 
strike me down and filet me or i swear i'll play the ukelele.
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contrast:
aww, dude, i just watched the second one now... 
contrast:
"i had heard the second one didn't measure up to the potential in the first...thats a shame, was a good concept..although you'd think the aftermath of the first movie would make many people think twice...since 15 year olds can ALWAYS outwit their elders...damn. John Hughes taught us all that in the 80's man."
hehehe. perfect. those eel porn vids should really come with that blurb. lol...
i *think* cinema revolution has a netflix type deal, with no late payments? only its even better, 20 bucks for three months? oh well, too late for that i guess...
a good friend just moved back to town and i have plans with him on sunday. thanks for the invite though. plus i cant swim anyway.
happy birthday, old man.
hehehe. perfect. those eel porn vids should really come with that blurb. lol...
i *think* cinema revolution has a netflix type deal, with no late payments? only its even better, 20 bucks for three months? oh well, too late for that i guess...
a good friend just moved back to town and i have plans with him on sunday. thanks for the invite though. plus i cant swim anyway.
happy birthday, old man.
6:19 am...time to shoot the world before the lightning stops and the sun comes up. 
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nomadgirl:
Thank you for the compliment sweetness!
shadowmancer:
Sounds good to me.
must go and take pictures.
remember to eat sometime soon.
sleep when sun comes up.
watch your parking meter.
remember to eat sometime soon.
sleep when sun comes up.
watch your parking meter.
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ctrlcat:
sunshine, sunshine and more sunshine, squinting into the sun. 
kurtz:
i have a feeling you are right...... thus spoke zarathustra...... are the 30's cool?
time for a good rain.
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cerah:
How'd it taste?
niobe:
You should have pics I want proof!
too much hate going on in the outside world to let it spread onto here...i realise humor is a lost art online, so perhaps i shouldn't try to be entertaining, but it feels like it is in my nature...everyone's a critic.
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contrast:
yeah, now that you mention it, the hidden vagina thing makes sense.
i'm thourogly ashamed of what's become of my journal over the past few days...
i'm thourogly ashamed of what's become of my journal over the past few days...
junglkitty:
Hello. Don't sleep too close to the G5. It might take over your brain while you are sleeping. Damn Macs, always trying to body snatch...
As far as the picture dealio
I street skate downtown Mpls all of the time
I think the government center banks would
be sweet for photos. I'll 411 you sometime this week.
werd