parisambrosia

That doesn't sound good. I hope things have gotten better since this was posted. Good to see you are still around.

Happy Holidays, hope things are going well.

you sure you want to go advertising that on a porn site?

Me too. Fly to NY. Or have me come to Cali. Your pick.

sometimes

oh hi, I didn't realize you were still here. for some reason I thought you left...

That sounds like a lot of fun. Africa is the only continent (well I guess Antartica too) that I have not been to. I really want to go though. Hope you have a great time.

Gorilla trekking sounds like a blast.

It's not much of a move. Should be real easy.

hopefully you love your work. make sure you make some time for play though

I remember that feeling. I don't miss it. Hopefully you at least enjoy your job.

Good to see you back around here again.

That's some pretty good advice.

Oh and Happy Birthday.

pet

yay for no more school wooo

Can't anyways...don't have a pack. Maybe the lolipop idea might work...

ok, my little cousin in England sent this to me yesterday. It's silly, but might do the trick.

This married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. they were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal shop.
From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop. " So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, "I have some very special sandals I think you Would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex. "
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex God he was.
The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into this sex superman?"

The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Man". Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on.
As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.
The Jamaican then began screaming, YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!

meh.

You got to UCLA?

Sorry about your leg , I stabbed myself with a katana on the leg when cleaning it , was fun explaining it to doctors

Hope you have a great weekend